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FINALLY! PROOF THAT JESUS WAS HUNG LIKE A HORSE!

I couldn't believe it when i found this photo on the internet.
Not only was Jesus HOT, he was HUNG!!
 

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ushah said:
You wait till the Christians wake up tomorrow. I don't think they're going to like this too much. :)


Well, most churches DO have large organs.....:biggrin1:
 

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thk8plus4u said:
FINALLY! PROOF THAT JESUS WAS HUNG LIKE A HORSE!

I couldn't believe it when i found this photo on the internet.
Not only was Jesus HOT, he was HUNG!!

It's obviously a fake--if it were real, there would be a halo above his penis...:rolleyes:
 

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morphster said:
Like 2 see u ask the same question about Mohammed.
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!!

On the one hand, given the emphasis on the 72 virgins in the afterlife, I tend to believe that Mohammed wasn't particularly large. (Virgins=nothing to compare him to).

On the other hand, this is a purely speculative thread about people who might be entirely fictional, so I'm willing to defer to other posters who have a more credible, or better yet, more amusing theory about Mo's wang.
 

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Wow this has to win the award for the most creatively offensive thread EVER. It involves Jesus, people lusting for him, Jesus' sex life, Jesus having penis envy, and Jesus having a huge cock. WOW, this has got to be the biggest pothead question I have ever read, like something you'd see in a Clerks movie. Just...wow.
 

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Nitrofiend said:
Wow this has to win the award for the most creatively offensive thread EVER. It involves Jesus,...
There's nothing offensive about finding artistic depictions of Jesus attractive and also wondering how big his penis might have been. These are natural thoughts, feelings and desires which surely would not have repelled Jesus who loved us unconditionally.
 

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I found this to be the most entertaining thread ever to exist. I say Jesus was a regular prophet with a regular penis. However, from a more artistic point of view, I'd say he was very much like the Statue of David. But, looking even deeper into art as a form of emotion, I'd say Michaelangelo wanted a better body but was satisfied with his endowment; thus, he created a sculpture with a 'perfect' body, sans a huge erection. Following this, if Jesus was made to look 'scrawny,' he may have been above average? And furthermore, I remember reading somewhere that people in the middleast are quite well endowed? Alex, do you know where I might've heard something like that?
 

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When i went to church i always wondered why there was no mention of his body as a man....they seem to skip over that. all those disiples that followed him they had cocks too and you know when you have to pee in the desert you just whip it out and pee.....and if he is a man would he not have those hard ons that we have.....the bible states that man was made in gods image....soooooo im thinking that man and god look the same. makes sense.
and the whole life thing evolves around the penis. all porn would be nothing without the "money shot" or cumshot.....everyone wants to see it. jesus was born from woman so he had to be like a man. he had to have urges like a man. the whole life thing is a game with alot of questions and NO answers. i am a christan by the way.
god help us. :confused:
 

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Isn't there ANYTHING in the scriptures that mentions an apostle
or beggar man or follower that stood next to JESUS while he peed
and reported what the sight of his holy cock was like?? There
must have been SOMEONE!
 

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JustAsking said:
Greek18,
No, excercising free speech is not about offending everyone else's beliefs. You are correct about that. My point was one of Kenosis, which is a word you probably know better than others on this site. From that concept, which I think is very important, one could easily support the notion that Jesus was physically unremarkable. And also that he suffered humiliation and ultimately death without excercising wordly power follows from his Kenosis.

From this concept, my personal opinion is that this conversation is not without merit and not irreverent. But my opinion does not give me the right to offend other thoughtful people anytime I want in any public forum.

There have been some very interesting movies and books, such as The Last Temptation of Christ that are extremely serious and important as works of art and statements of theology, however controversial. The thing about a movie is thats we are free to watch it and think about its implications if we find it to be important. But we are also equally free to avoid watching it because we find it offensive. However, we are not free to force the movie on people, nor are we free to censor it so others cannot watch it.

A public forum like this is less like a movie and more like a broadcast station, where people are listening without being quite sure what they will hear from moment to moment.

The most important thing about free speech is that the government cannot censor it. That leaves it in our own hands to use it judiciously. So I support your objections and urge you to continue being a member of this site. There is so much vacuous noise on the Internet. A quality site like this needs thoughtful people like you to help maintain it as an interesting and worthwhile place to congregate.

In summary, everything controversial is not necessarily fair game in a public forum even if it is offered in good faith.

Please stay with us, Greek18.
BRAVO!! Beautifully put! And if I may...? I second that!
 

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thk8plus4u said:
Isn't there ANYTHING in the scriptures that mentions an apostle
or beggar man or follower that stood next to JESUS while he peed
and reported what the sight of his holy cock was like?? There
must have been SOMEONE!

There may well have been.

One might surmise that whoever wrote the bible had a small penis, and thus felt that any mention of the J-man's todger wouldn't make the bible (as written) any more helpful in his/their quest for temporal power. So any such mention got edited out.

Yes, one might surmise that. :rolleyes:
 

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Mr. Pookie said:
How big do you think Jesus' cock was? He was an ordinary kind of dude right? But somehow 6 inches just doesn't seem to cut it. I mean, can you imagine a dude with a 10 inch dick peeing next to Jesus and laughing at him? Jesus had to have been the biggest ever. But wouldn't we have heard about that? I mean, surely that would have been the easiest of the miracles to validate. Walking on water? Not now. Raising the dead? Maybe later. The cock? Here it is! But since there is no record, despite Paul being a renown homosexual pervert, we have to assume Jesus was 6 inches or less.
Oh the left will love this thread!!:wink:
 

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I thought everyone thought Jesus existed but some people dont think he was any different than other people