I wear them as underwear all summer under my shorts. Just so much cooler than wearing boxers or boxerbriefs.
Sir, it’s men such as yourself that has helped me to see the need for an eco-friendly and reliable laundry service dedicated solely to the care and needs of our jock wearing brothers.
Of course I’m speaking about Jocks-R-Us. At Jocks-R-Us we come to you. There’s never a need for our patrons to leave the comforts of their home. We offer same day service and guarantee fresh “right out of the wrapper” results.
You have better things to do then to schlep your soiled undergarments all over town, or, heaven forbid, demean yourself by using antiquated technology such as a washer and/or dryer.
We at Jocks-R-Us specialize in stubborn, hard to remove stains and odors. Consider them both a problem of the pasts. We stand behind our claim that there isn’t a stain or odor that can’t be removed. Our highly trained staff and patented cleaning methods “chew” through and “suck” away the most stubborn of stains and odor. Stains and odors that traditional cleaning methods can’t even budge.
We so believe in our superior cleaning methods, that if for any reason at any time, you are not 100% satisfied, we’ll refund your money and instead - pay YOU! And, we’ll continue paying you for an entire year! That’s right! This is how confident we are in our superior product and your complete satisfaction.
But wait, there’s more. For a limited time, we’ll be extending our first year offer - indefinitely! That’s right! Our business model is unlike the traditional models of yore. We focus on quantity. So to help ensure our success, we encourage our customers to tell their friends, and then those friends to tell their friends, and so on and so forth. And to show you our appreciation for doing so, starting this summer, we’ll be bringing that same deep-cleaned freshness we offer your jocks, to your socks! And, you guessed it, the entire first year of that service is on us! All the same great benefits we brought to your jocks, we’ll now bring to your socks!
*starting June 1, 2019 Jocks-R-Us will officially be known as Jocks-N-Socks.