kill this thread

I used my phone, fluffy. Your bullshit claims of killing are just that; Grade-A fertilizer. And it wouldn't stand if it had crutches. So there.
So you go back to BEST BUY and look for the Beebs new album, and leave the thread killing to an adult, ME.
Truly Chuck you are trying much too hard.....

Too hard to win and too hard to impress.

Learn more about self caring and being your real inner self. You still won't have the skills needed to slay this thread. Nay, this artistry is possessed only by me!


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Truly Chuck you are trying much too hard.....

Too hard to win and too hard to impress.

Learn more about self caring and being your real inner self. You still won't have the skills needed to slay this thread. Nay, this artistry is possessed only by me!


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PFFFT!!!! YOU-an ARTIST??! OH, hardy har har har!!!! You can't even paint by numbers with the instructions in front of you, so do stop burbling, Hoss. This is a sport where real men kill threads, yessir!! You don't kill threads. Whyyyyyyy, you can't even sneak up on one without messing your drawers. Whereas I possess the lethal cunning of a leopard on a gazelle and more than retain such remarkable skills in thread execution, and the thread shall meet it's denouement by MY HANDS AND MINE ALONE.
 
PFFFT!!!! YOU-an ARTIST??! OH, hardy har har har!!!! You can't even paint by numbers with the instructions in front of you, so do stop burbling, Hoss. This is a sport where real men kill threads, yessir!! You don't kill threads. Whyyyyyyy, you can't even sneak up on one without messing your drawers. Whereas I possess the lethal cunning of a leopard on a gazelle and more than retain such remarkable skills in thread execution, and the thread shall meet it's denouement by MY HANDS AND MINE ALONE.
Jealousy will get you nowhere. I can tell by your attempt to belittle me that you're jealous and green with envy about my great skills. But that's okay and being such a kindly person as I am, I will let you have a full color photo of me and MY trophy for killing the thread.
 
Jealousy will get you nowhere. I can tell by your attempt to belittle me that you're jealous and green with envy about my great skills. But that's okay and being such a kindly person as I am, I will let you have a full color photo of me and MY trophy for killing the thread.
You mean that cheap colored xerox copy OF YOU IN GRADE SCHOOL you made at STAPLES? Sorry, not interested. However, due to my magnanimous nature, and seeing you so resented of my superior talents, I will mention you in my webpage and let you view my genuine leather championship belt after successfully beating you to the punch and killing the thread.
 
Are you all still fighting over the dust of the thread I killed? smh Boys.
A familiar gesture for you;QUIET. NOW. No more fibbing. You are incapable of killing time waiting in your shrinks reception room, so killing threads is not you.
Leave the thread I have had murdered by my hands alone for eons now dutifully rest in peace.
 
A familiar gesture for you;QUIET. NOW. No more fibbing. You are incapable of killing time waiting in your shrinks reception room, so killing threads is not you.
Leave the thread I have had murdered by my hands alone for eons now dutifully rest in peace.

You've been around eons alright. So long that you're too old to kill the thread. Took someone younger and sprier like me to do the deed. Puh!
 
You've been around eons alright. So long that you're too old to kill the thread. Took someone younger and sprier like me to do the deed. Puh!
Mind yourself, woman; I'm only 47 right now; that's hardly ancient, altho I can see how it looks coming from someone who looks like she had a T-rex for a pet.
Tih! I killed the thread. 'Nuff said.
 
Mind yourself, woman; I'm only 47 right now; that's hardly ancient, altho I can see how it looks coming from someone who looks like she had a T-rex for a pet.
Tih! I killed the thread. 'Nuff said.

I don't know anything about a t-rex. What's that? The place you fill your old people prescriptions? Pah! I killed it and you just forgot.
 
I don't know anything about a t-rex. What's that? The place you fill your old people prescriptions? Pah! I killed it and you just forgot.
Yeah, and you wouldn't know anything about dieting either. Proof of it is how you buy so many diabetic socks after eating all those BON-BONS. Besides, old farts like you need their Metamucil just to walk down the street.
Tih! killed the thread and you didn't. You'll have to live with that. You already lived to be 110. And my memory's still as sharp as my Authentic katana sword.
 
Ohhh yeah...who do you think you are ...Miss Fuffy
Lookin' for a lady, walkin' through the bar
Super cool 'n' easy, he's a superstar, yeah
Talkin' to the cutie, looking pretty shy
Move your hips around and make me smile, oh yeah

I'm the one you're looking for
'Cause I am the guy
She just turns around and says
Kiss my ass goodbye

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Who do you think you are to look at me like this
Who do you think you are, not a single kiss
Who do you think you are, you're talking much to loud
Who do you think you are, get back to the crowd

Now he's getting closer, gettin' in my sight
Oh my God, he's seen me, it's too late to hide, no way
Heavy Metal monkey, silly looks and walk
Rock 'n' Roll pretender, now he starts to talk, to talk

Nice to see you
How's it going?
I say why don't you turn around
And get back to the bar

Who do you think you are to talk to me like this
Who do you think you are, I got you on my list
Who are you, you're talking much to loud
Who do you think you are, get back into the crowd

Who do you think you are to talk to me like this
Who do you think you are, I got you on my list
Who do you think you are, you're talking much to loud
Who do you think you are, get back into the crowd

Who do you think you are
Who do you think you are

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damn it fluffy do I need to sing you a song about how you killed it !
 
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and now with the year of 2915 rapidly running out, I will now make the thread killing post and eliminate ate any chance of this continuing on into the next year!
 
and now with the year of 2915 rapidly running out, I will now make the thread killing post and eliminate ate any chance of this continuing on into the next year!
Don't burble on and make yet another new years resolution you won't keep, Hoss; You'll run away screaming like a little girl the first moment you see the thread and hide trembling behind your braying, nickering, horsey, Chubbs, if you haven't soiled yourself that is. No the thread is to be killed by the HE MAN of killing threads ME:D, not some namby pamby vaquero:confused:
 
Ohhh yeah...who do you think you are ...Miss Fuffy
Lookin' for a lady, walkin' through the bar
Super cool 'n' easy, he's a superstar, yeah
Talkin' to the cutie, looking pretty shy
Move your hips around and make me smile, oh yeah

I'm the one you're looking for
'Cause I am the guy
She just turns around and says
Kiss my ass goodbye


A PERFECT holiday gift
Who do you think you are to look at me like this
Who do you think you are, not a single kiss
Who do you think you are, you're talking much to loud
Who do you think you are, get back to the crowd

Now he's getting closer, gettin' in my sight
Oh my God, he's seen me, it's too late to hide, no way
Heavy Metal monkey, silly looks and walk
Rock 'n' Roll pretender, now he starts to talk, to talk

Nice to see you
How's it going?
I say why don't you turn around
And get back to the bar

Who do you think you are to talk to me like this
Who do you think you are, I got you on my list
Who are you, you're talking much to loud
Who do you think you are, get back into the crowd

Who do you think you are to talk to me like this
Who do you think you are, I got you on my list
Who do you think you are, you're talking much to loud
Who do you think you are, get back into the crowd

Who do you think you are
Who do you think you are

Songwriters



damn it fluffy do I need to sing you a song about how you killed it !


I am in here screaming with laughter! Too damn funny! And yes, I killed it. MC is just confused as always.
 
I got a song that says different! So nyah! I killed it!
Heh. You mean that stupid little screechy doo-wop song you made at the Maryland beach boardwalk during a storm?Nope, nope nope;Didn''t even get produced or eak towards the billboard.:D
So PHOOEY!! On your ridiculous claim; I killed it!!! Thppppt!!!
 
I got a song that says different! So nyah! I killed it!
Who do you think you are? The ghost of Jim Croce?

Doesn't matter anyhow since as I see it,you haven't killed this thread.

Nope, it was still very much alive when I happened across it sitting on the curbside biding its time. Natural as could be, I swooped in and captured and then destroyed it. Sapping the last trace of life from it. Truly it was almost sad as it pleaded for mercy. I responded with a laugh and then the deed was done, i, and I alone killed the thread..,,you and Chuck stood on the side, watching in awe of my great skills!
 
Heh. You mean that stupid little screechy doo-wop song you made at the Maryland beach boardwalk during a storm?Nope, nope nope;Didn''t even get produced or eak towards the billboard.:D
So PHOOEY!! On your ridiculous claim; I killed it!!! Thppppt!!!
Oh puhleeeèze, Chuck. You killed nothing. Nada!
See my response to fluffy for details on how I slew the thread.