Ladies, how are we supposed to know the size queens when we see them?

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  1. Swole2112

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    I've heard women before say that men should have their penis size labeled on their forehead so, some women know whether or not to bother. I can say that I'd like to see the same thing for women. I know that most women are not size queens, but if you're a guy, spending a little time on this forum will have you believing they are.

    If a woman is a size queen or has a penis size minimum, it would be great to know ahead of time so I could save myself the time and ego brusing.

    For example, I'm 7 X 5.25 (5.5 on a good day) and the majority of women would consider that well above average to big. However, on this board, I know for alot of you ladies, that size, alone, would not be enough.

    Sorry. I know I should have posted this somewhere else, but if will reach more female eyes being here.
     
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    Well if you get near them and fall in....well...she might need a little more than the average vagina. I have no idea how to know a size queen. Hell, i would think wanting a guy's dick size to be plastered on his forehead would be only beneficial if you are looking for a fuck only.

    Now women talk a lot about the whole package, im sure if someone had other outstanding and memorable, gentlemanly qualities she could look past any dick size. But dick size is the only quality a few very shallow, psychologically fucked up women are looking for in addition to the million unattainable things on their list....they want it all in one man and it's highly unlikely to happen. You know why? Because they really don't want the baggage of a relationship anyway and they can use the ultimate dick size failure to be the reason they can't sustain a relationship in their life.

    I've said it before, i'll say it again, my husband is too big for my vagina and thanks to his other great qualities...i have no reason to look elsewhere for a normal sized dick i can fuck without tons of foreplay and lube and with spontaneity.
     
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    By the way they are snarling and sweating when they come near you.

    God dude...are you fucking serious?
     
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    Yes he should. Things that guys actually care about that give them boners.

    Nice example btw. Bravo, rogue madame! Ucwutididthar?
     
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    You were the one being an asshead to the original poster. Grow the fuck up, they don't make adult diapers with Elmo on them for a reason.
     
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    I dunno about you guys, but I think that sex between rouge and I would fuckin rock.

    She'd be hate fucking me and I'd be giggling uncontrollably.
     
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    Use that thing called a mouth and ask them if they like big ones?

    Would you rather a woman just want you because you have a big dick or want you because it's a part of you?

    Probably dating a woman that is a porn star and has videos of her doing 3 guys at one time, fun with vegetables, and giving "birth" to new nokia phones would be a good clue.
     
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    Have you ever met a size queen? Because I've known and lived with a lot of women and talked about sex with a lot of them, and I've only met one size queen in my life.

    Saying there are a lot of size queens here is like saying there are a lot of overweight women at Jenny Craig. It's just not a real sample of society, generally.

    It would also be nice to know who wants kids, who dosn't want a relationship, who loves long brunches, and who is a cat person versus a dog person. But part of a relationship is risk, and sometimes you need to explore things the hard way.

    But I still think the probability of ending up with a size queen is pretty darn low.

    Don't confuse size queens with women who appreciate a huge cock. I could look at them all day, but I'm definitely not a size queen.
     
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    Very good response Lou. It is not a fair slice of normal population around here. I think we are supposed to say we prefer big dick, the guys want us to prefer it because it would sound weird to say "Im looking for a guy with a normal to below average sized dick" There is pressure and obligation to prefer that.

    And as we've read around here, bigger is not always better. We are all built differently and some of us would never go around talking about it. It's a tad embarassing to say "Yeah my vagina is just too small to want a big dick"

    I think saying you want a bigger dick could also make you look like you have a huge vagina or something. But thats my reasoning.
     
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    drop your pants.. if she laughs.. she's a size queen :tongue:

    size queens are just another variation on the madonna *btw, awesome episode of glee tonight :biggrin:*, the whore, the lotlita, the vixen, the dominatrix.... labels that for the most part don't exist in the real world.

    you'll find very few women on LPSG who identify size queens. most of the women here found this place randomly while searching the webz and stayed around after clearing a space for themselves amid the come ons, the cam requests and the attacks when they failed to parrot back an attitude to fit some random's fantasy.

    a few of us happen to have men with big ole cocks. we didn't pick the men by the cock the cock just came along for the ride.. sometimes a bumping fucking ride *wince* we cam here looking for real advice on sexual issues, from better lubes to UTIs.

    and sometimes we just wanna look at the cocks :rolleyes:

    we couldn't tell you how to pick a size queen out in the crowd... i am tempted to say the woman avoiding bar stools.. but honestly the jokes about bucket vag are getting old.
     
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    Uh there is a big difference between someone not being into you because you are a cat person and someone not being into you because your dick isn't big enough. Some risks you want to avoid completely if possible.

    As for the OP, I'd suggest maybe try online sites. Women tend to be more honest with what they are looking for on there from what I can tell. Take a visit to craigslist and you'll find multiple requests every day looking for hung guys so if you're like me, you know to avoid them. And then if you post an ad yourself or create a profile somewhere, you can make requests for people who aren't size queens. You might have to carefully word that though or women might get the impression you are small.
     
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    Maybe a better question would be what percentage of the female population need a big dick (size queen) vs. the one's that prefer a big dick. Low% vs. ?%

    Don't mind me. I just have OCD.
     
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    Not really an answerable question. We can provide personal examples, for example in my case, I've never met a genuine "size queen" by that definition in real life. I've met two on this forum that I know of, out of quite a few women.

    That said, you'll have someone come along saying "All women are size queens" at some point with personal examples (true or untrue).

    To be honest, I've met more women who were the opposite of size queens, as in women who can't handle a particularly large penis or who at the very least are put off by the pain or potential for pain of a large penis, than I have women who require a large penis to get off. (Like I said, I've not met a true size queen in real life, but I have met at least four women that I know are the opposite way.)
     
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    Perhaps the cat person comment was a bit too tongue in cheek. What about a woman who isn't into you because you're uncircumsized? I would suspect that, in the US, a man is far more likely to encounter a woman who is turned off by being intact than he is to encounter a woman who is a size queen. (Note: I have no issues with intact penises, but know many women who do.)

    I guess my point is that this is a moot point because only a tiny percentage of women are size queens.

    Maybe I'm being insensitive or clueless, but do men really encounter women who, upon seeing a 6" penis, run screaming or laughing from the room? Or women who say, "Sorry, babe. Too small. I'm out of here"?

    In any event, if a woman doesn't want to be with you because of the size of your member, do you really want to be with her?
     
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    i wear a shirt that says "if under 9 inches you can't enjoy the ride" and carry a measuring tape wherever I go...i like to be efficient
     
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    In a relationship, I'd say it's only natural to want to be the best your sig. other has been with. And, being a man, I associate ultimate sexual prowess and female sexual satisfaction with 'bigger is better.' In summary, that's what I'm hung up on, no pun intended.

     
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    This works 100% of the time...

    Get her (& you) drunk and talk about sex.
     
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    I don't know what all the banter is about, it's a legitimate question. I hate having to ask a guy how big his dick is. Find a way to hint at it when youre flirting with a girl. Be "kidding" about being well hung. If a guy doesn't measure up for me, I agree it's a waste of everyone's time. (Before you ask how big..it depends on girth but really anything under 6-7" I won't be happy with) Does that make me a terrible shallow person? Oh well. I guess it's a good thing I'm not trying to go out there and date.
    Oh and one more note, I know that statistically most guys are not above 7" but I've managed to have 4 long term relationships and date quite a few guys regularly that well exceeded that so no, I'm not living in a dream world and yes size queens DO exist!
     
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