Pet peeves - where do I start.
It's masturbation, not mastrubation
It's prostate, not prostrate
It's maybe, not mabey, though it could be Maybelline
Bone pressed - yes, let's jam a ruler as deep into our flesh as we can to get that last quarter or half inch. Just trim the bush and get the optical inch it it's that important to you.
Trolls on their eugenic pograms over guys with small cocks. Genetics gave it to you, blame your parents, buy a strap on, or maybe get therapy.
Circumcision - if you were cut at birth and don't like it, deal with it. No one here cares about your misplaced penile angst. If you want to rage about it, call your mother.
Driving - don't stop 3 car lengths behind the car in front of you. If you hear someone screaming to pull up, it's probably me. Don't make a left hand turn from the far right lane, get off my ass, and use your fucking turn signal. Yeah, I'm probably gonna get shot some day.