Lpsg pet peeves

[Brisler]

There might be a similar thread already, but whatever. I was browsing the forum and it made me think about the little pieces of idiocy that seem to reoccur all the time on LPSG. I haven't been extremely active in the past year or so, so I might not be completely up to date, but I suspect that these things never change. I'm interested in hearing you guys name some of the recurring things on LPSG that annoy you the most. Here are some of the ones that annoy me the most:

When people compare sexual intercourse to childbirth - how so many men seem to have the idea that a penis can't ever be too big for any woman so long as it doesn't surpass an infant in size is truly baffling. Who told these dumb people that childbirth is an uncomplicated, painless experience?

Beta-anything and PUA-lingo in general - I said it once and I'll say it again: Every time some moron uses the term "beta male" or "alpha male", an innocent baby dies. So stop saying it. How did this shit become so prevalent in society?

People arguing passionately and aggressively over the exact size on some stangers' penis - I know it's the wrong place to complain about this, but come on... Is this what the world has come to? Please take that passion and go cure a disease or stop a war or something.

Straight men vehemently fighting to define what straightness means - so so some people have a perception of sexuality that doesn't match yours. Get over it. It does not mean that you're being harassed. There's nothing to fight for.

Pathetically camouflaged wank bait topics - I'm completely fine with people trying to collect wank fodder, but at least put a little effort into it, for the love of God. Remember this: If you are sitting on some dumb chair with your penis in your hand, it's very likely that most people are smarter than you in that very moment. So when you're caressing your dumb penis with one hand and typing a post in which you're trying to manipulate people to say something that fits into your particular sexual fetish with the other, people are likely to see through your camouflage with relative ease. Then they'll say the exact opposite of what you wanted them to say, you will slowly become flaccid and then you'll whine about being mistreated in the very thread that was so cleverly designed to be your orgasmic victory. Meanwhile God will shed a tear as he looks down from the sky and considers whether it's time to put an end to his entire creation.

 

[EllieP]

My number one pet peeve: men asking how big my husband is. I mean, why in the effing world do you need this information? To compare? For what reason? To convince me that you're better because you're bigger? If that's the case then you're going in the wrong direction.

Anyway, that position is filled. Continually. Sorry, we are not taking applicants at this time.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

When people talk about my "clique" and at the same time tell me how everyone here hates me.

People talk shit because "the same people like her posts, her little clique is the worst!" And then at the same time talk about how everyone hates me and I wouldn't be missed if I was banned.

I get accused of having members gang up on people I disagree with, but at the same time I don't have any friends because I'm just so hateful. It's fucking annoying and hypocritical.

 

[NCbear]

Several things:

(1) "I have X problem with my body. I want to ask LPSG for advice instead of going to a doctor."

(2) "My life is shit except for LPSG. I'll post here every 5 seconds until my life gets better."

(3) "I'm kinky as hell and didn't read the TOS. I want to post everything I can that violates the TOS so I can attempt to return with a different screen name and complain about the moderators."

(4) "I want to beat a dead (political, cultural, asinine, take your pick) horse. I'll demonstrate how obnoxious I can be until I'm banned."

(5) "I'm on a big dick site but can't stand fags. So I'll post my big dick and then get upset because all the fags compliment me on its size."

(6) "I have no idea how to be a human being, but I know my dick is hard and I know it gets hard over female tits and ass, so I'll go over to the Women's Issues section and see if I can get some attention. Over there, I'm sure women are just waiting for me to come on to them."

(7) "I'm not proud of my own body, so I'll borrow several other people's pictures and pass them off as my own. Even though each is a picture of a different person. I'm confident that I'll be successful at fooling everyone."

(8) "I'm new here, so I'll jump in with both feet and make a big splash without listening to see what the conversation's about. I'm sure I don't need to assess the context before I insert my $0.02, because I'm confident that anything I say will be important enough to share."

(9) "I'm (in/circumcised, nudist/not, straight/gay/bi, natural, shaved, pierced, a modest person, a private person, etc.) and think everyone should feel exactly like me, because I represent the entire human race. So I'll spend my time at LPSG evangelizing to those who disagree with me--particularly those who disagree the strongest. I'm sure I'll be successful."

(10) "I'm larger than you, and you, and you, and even you. I'll spend my time here at LPSG making sure that I share my enormous size, because as everyone knows I ordered my genetics from a catalog--it wasn't just chance."

(11) "Even though that friendly person says his or her sexual orientation is X, I'm sure it's Y, because why else would that person be friendly? And besides, his or her body is so attractive that I can't stop myself."

(12) "Why actually have face-to-face conversations with other people? I'm sure Skype, kik, and other modes of communication are sufficient. After all, I'm just here looking for sex."

NCbear (who's feeling somewhat snarky at the moment, in case you hadn't noticed--and who's sure he can think of more, if he had another half a second to cogitate)

 

[693987]

When people talk about my "clique" and at the same time tell me how everyone here hates me.

People talk shit because "the same people like her posts, her little clique is the worst!" And then at the same time talk about how everyone hates me and I wouldn't be missed if I was banned.

I get accused of having members gang up on people I disagree with, but at the same time I don't have any friends because I'm just so hateful. It's fucking annoying and hypocritical.

Pretty much. If you, or myself, or a handful of other people (mostly female users) happen to agree about something... We're a clique/gang. When other people do the same shit, it's nothing/no big deal.

 

[englad]

Phrases like"using a fag's mouth" and "using a cocksucker". This kind of language is dehumanising and homophobic. I generally have a big gripe about people talking about sex as if it's something you do *to* someone, rather than *with* someone.

 

[693987]

The whole "men automatically/innately are better at dick sucking" that gets bandied about so much. I think the people who are best at oral sex are the ones who are enthusiastic and who pay attention to the person they're with.

I've had equally lousy oral from men and women. I think the whole "hurr durr men are better" is just a not so subtle part of how many men on here don't like women + some extremely rose tinted glasses. Right. Most or all male/male sex is automatically amazing because same body parts? It's also pretty fucking shitty as far as completely ignoring non-binary people.

 

[bobi1990]

Has this happened to anyone else? Situation as follows:
I posted a singer, & 1958 song he sang, in a music thread Feb. 21, 2021. As of Sept. 20, 2022 my post was edited to read:
{CENSORED NAME ALERT! This name is blacklisted on lpsg. Please respect this. Any attempt around this will result in a ban. If you see this please report it so we can delete the comment. Thank you.} reports on "*****"

^^^I suspected this now ancient singer, with a name common as Jason Smith, had the same name of an adult film star from the "Do Not Post List" - yet his name wasn't listed there. *I figured lpsg would answer my questions, about this, in the Support Center. I prepared my message there, with a link to the post, but after I hit post "John Smith" had been replaced by the words:
{CENSORED NAME ALERT! This name is blacklisted on lpsg. Please respect this. Any attempt around this will result in a ban. If you see this please report it so we can delete the comment. Thank you.}

*I'm not peeved by this incident. Thanks to LPSG Staff for answering me and not deleting my "John Smith" music post.

But I share your displeasure when persons in the Celebrity Forum are clearly told nudes/videos concerning "Actor X" are not permitted here - yet still persist to post such content, complain about it subsequently being deleted, ask for others to post it and ask for "leaked nudes" to be posted willfully.

Well, I tried to look for a Youtuber. Let's say Andrew is not one of my neighbors. And apparently that name is banned from being searched. Or rather, it's been banned from the posts, and to be posted. I guess the man didn't want to appear on the site, but this is kinda bullshit.

Come on, you wouldn't ban people from saying someone's name in real life. Or you would if you lived in a dictatorship and so you'd be censored from saying certain things. Why is an online forum different? I get it, his content should be removed if he wishes, but censoring his name? That's going too far if you ask me.

 

[944592]

• Albums filled with dozens, sometimes hundreds (I'm guessing, I don't count them) of photos virtually indistinguishable from their album mates. Almost always closeups of a penis.
• Using "destroy", "breed", and other violent or ignorant verbs to describe sex with a woman. Since I'm not into Dom/Sub stuff, maybe I just don't understand, but I see it everywhere.
• Chihuahuas. I love almost all pets. But Chihuahuas peeve me.

 

[Enid]

"don't you know where you are, sweetheart? this is a BIG DICK site, get over it."

 

[ronin001]

Sadly, I have soooo many Pet Peeves about the site, I would have to make a cup of tea before I sat down to write them all.
But just off the top of my head :

People who post to speak for an entire demographic
People who join and somehow post / dig up an old posting on their first day, that has been dead for years.
People in Chat, who you do not know; ask you to PVT, as soon as you enter. I am like WTF , do I know you
People in Chat who insist that you check their camera. Even when you politely decline they almost insist.
People in chat, who ask to view your camera, you decline and they still request 4 more times
Rude people in and out of chat
People who post a topic, that has been posted 1000s of times before and act as if they invented the topic
A-Holes who pester and insuly female members in chattill they no longer cam, or just leave the site

But my biggest Peeve must be

Guys, and you know who you are, who insist that any and all straight guys if you give them beer and show them porn, will become Str8t and want sex of some kind from them

 

[Mule]

Brisler nailed most of my pet peeves, but an overarching one is the willful obliviousness of the men that don't realize that the women here:

1. Are not idiots
2. Are not here to massage their fragile egos
3. Are not here to get them off
4. Can spot a moron a mile away

 

[944592]

Pics of dicks above toilets. Why the fuck would anyone think this is a good idea?

Pics of yourself in a messy bathroom or bedroom. Why the fuck would you want anyone to know you are a slob?

Yet another pic of your dick that is no different from the previous five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred examples.

 

[LaFemme]

I think I’m grumpy. Everything is ticking me off. Racists and dick questions.

I swear I’d cuff these guys upside their square little noggins if I met them in person.

 

[693987]

The "I don't judge people like all you judgmental people" folks.

Yes, yes you do in fact judge people. The attempt at hiding it behind some "I don't judge people" spiel doesn't fool anyone

 

[willow78]

I feel like posting some nude celebrity pictures and asking if anyone has any "clothed" pictures.

OMG! Just saw this hottie on XTube! There's gotta be some textiles out there!

PLS share!!!!!

 

[950483]

Using "destroy", "breed", and other violent or ignorant verbs to describe sex with a woman.

This.

Outright misogyny, and other assorted disgustingness.

Most of all, the fact that so many people seem to think that these kind of things are acceptable here, and only to be expected.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Having mods edit posts that insult me personally using misogynistic terms then having people who are self identified antifeminists tell me that the mods favor me over other members.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

When people tell me "I'm putting you on ignore".

Do you want a fucking cookie for wanting an echo-chamber?

If you put me on ignore just fucking do it and shut the fuck up, goddamn snowflake-ass-fucktard.

 

[693987]

People trying to speak for a demographic that they in zero way belong to. The most common version of this that I encounter (given the sections of the forum I read and post in), would be men speaking for women.