LPSG Spotlight on Alex8!

[ManlyBanisters]

Was that the one in which you told me how you wanted to be handcuffed to some banisters (with all due apologies to the porcine one) so that I could tickle your exposed armpit hair?

You'd be surprised how fine I am with the concept of having novice handcuffed to me while you do pretty much anything to him. Or perhaps you wouldn't.



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[Xcuze]

Alex8

Youre the only member here that intrigues me...

Are you conscious of your mystique?

Would I be disappointed if I met you?

Would you prefer I played with your mind or your dick?

 

[2322]

You must be a big Rula Lenska fan.

Why do Germans not fear the grotesque and crass?

How do Germans transform those same things into something beautiful and novel?

I argue that the Germans and Americans share a most similar national character. Why is this expressed through film and music in each culture? Is this connected with the peculiar fascination with ancient Egypt?

Do you like space disco or do you just find it derivative?

Pabst and Brooks or Herzog and Kinski?

Again and again foreigners claim Poe as the finest American writer yet most American scholars would nominate Clemens. Why do you think this is (feel free to be wry and pithy)?

Were you variously ignored, patronized, and isolated to the point of immense frustration as a child?

When are you coming to New York?

Does anyone on LPSG or, failing that, anywhere actually intrigue you enough to marvel?

 

[Drifterwood]

Apologies, Alex, but you did agree to this.

What motivates researchers? and you in particular in this respect?

Is there an aspect to your motivation that you don't like?

How high are your personal standards of disgression and integrity?

What is your position with regard to outing famous people?

If you were to write an autobiography, who would it be about?

Do you think I caught out JB with that last question?

Why do you think that JB needs to number his questions?

b/ What do you make of Stephen Fry's love of Wagner?

What do you get if you combine nihilism with existentialism? (I won't accept a KFC family bucket)

The Germans, the Brits and the French, should we be having more sex with each other?

 

[Gillette]

You mentioned once that begärsten has been around for decades.

How long did it take you to master it?
Were you ever injured during a session?
Have you ever traced how it evolved to be? if so, can you share that with us?
Are there any special moves you've added to improve upon it and make it your own?
Will you show me?

 

[jeff black]

And only because I love it so.....

Would you ever classify yourself as:

Brilliant?
Sexy?
Strong?
Witty?
Street Savvy?

(that's my last one, I swear):biggrin1:

 

[2322]

You mentioned once that begärsten has been around for decades.

How long did it take you to master it?
Were you ever injured during a session?
Have you ever traced how it evolved to be? if so, can you share that with us?
Are there any special moves you've added to improve upon it and make it your own?
Will you show me?

You know it's a nude form of mensur with just differently padded places, right?

 

[D_Marazion Analdouche]

Wartrac (he whose cock looms large in the darkness):

Why thank you kind sir.

Alex8?
Wartrac?
I mean, we could try and re-enact the whole "Heathcliff!" -- "Cathy!" scene employing those two usernames, but I think it might prove to be a failure, for many many reasons.

Oh I don't know if we put our minds to it, we may end up with something clever as this, don't you agree?

YouTube - Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights (Monty Python) I'll even wear the bonnet.

Alex ate what? And was it good?
I ate it all. What more do you need to know? Enjoyed every last morsel of it.

Was it sweet or savory?

 

[D_alex8]

jeff black (he who studied interrogation techniques with the Canadian Security Intelligence Service ):

1) How does a person know they have your heart?
Hopefully they still have it stowed safely in the metal box into which they thrust it immediately after ripping it, still beating, from my bloodied breast. From one chest to another chest, really.

2) How many positions of the Karma Sutra have you completed?
I've never consciously set out to emulate any of the positions depicted therein, and so my answer will be 'none'. This does not preclude the possibility that I may indeed have completed some of the positions without realizing that they were contained in the Kay Ess.

3) What's the kinkiest sexual fantasy you have that you'd like to try?
Fucking standing up against a plate glass window, so that onlookers can see the fuckee's front being pushed against the glass with every thrust. It would certainly be an interesting way to pass the time prior to being arrested.

4) I'm going to write words, you tell me your thoughts on them, please:

• Pizza
  It's Pizza with a 'zee', not Pisa with an 's', 'cos Pizza with a 'zee' has cheese, not towers.
• Gas prices
  People will complain more once the gas has run out entirely.
• Electronic games
  Lack the ramshackle, face-to-face charm of boardgames.
• Highspeed internet
  When you say 'high' and 'speed', are you trying to sell me an illicit substance in a nightclub?
• Doctor Who
  One of only two television shows that I watch, the other being Torchwood. Ideal fantasy threesome: me, David Tennant, and Gareth David-Lloyd (Ianto).
• lycra
  Edith Massey!
• Love: is it possible
  We live in a world of infinite possibilities, if only we remain open to them.
• Vintage furniture
  Not just about stripping down Chippendales.
• Earlobes
  "Earlobes, earlobes for your buttonhole! Here's a nice one, sir, only sixpence."
• Pamela anderson
  Her middle name is Denise.
• Dude, where's my car?
  I adored this movie when it came out, and still love it to some extent. When I first saw it in the privacy of my own home, I jerked off to the shirtless "sweet! what does mine say?" scene. I'm so predictable.
• The Dow Jones
  "I don't need Dow Jones, Mary Jones, or any other Jones."
• Coupons
  Are where chickenons live.
• Jamie Oliver
  Has perfect 'blowjob lips'.

 

[D_alex8]

Should I stop now?

Pshaw, even if I said 'yes', it wouldn't make you delete the latest set of questions you added, would it?

As I wrote way back in post #4: "In retrospect, I now understand, that the key to understanding the fundamental motivation of Jeff Black is to realise that he's a very naughty boy in need of a vigorous spanking, preferably with a Sonic screwdriver. "

 

[D_alex8]

Then he called for your help ... but there was nikisch.

The thing about Rubi which one has to adore is the fact that he's never encountered a pun he considered too terrible to post.

 

[D_alex8]

Alex has left the building! Jeff, I think you tired him out.

Novaboy

Thankfully, this building is fitted with a revolving door. Rather like jeff black's ass in that regard.

 

[jeff black]

Thankfully, this building is fitted with a revolving door. Rather like jeff black's ass in that regard.

You know, Alex8, I thought this was a thread about asking you questions... not informing people that I have a tight asshole that you want to have sex with.

 

[cockoloco]

Alex, What are your thoughts with regard to Uruguay?:biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

prince_will (where sexiness and style collide time and again):

gah! i'm so late!
"A guy what takes his time, I'll go for any time." :wink:

anyways, Alex, hope you had a good spotlight.
I'm having a gay old time with it.

two of my faves to ask:
What's your gulity pleasure?
Answering the door to the parcel delivery guy with an erection.
Of course, you have to wonder why the parcel delivery guy is fitted with a door in the first place. Maybe he bought his at the same place that jeff black did.

What's the easiest way to get into your pants?
A smile at the right moment, a word in the right place, a rolling of eyes which is well-timed. Simple little thinks like that which act as windows to the soul.

How long has this love affair with Jeff Black been going on?
Why, are you the 'other woman'?

What do you love most about Germany?
The train journey along the banks of the Middle Rhine Valley, passing several castles and the Lorelei Rock (a designated UNESCO World Heritage site).

Have you ever had a haircut that you have regretted?
I've had a non-haircut that I regretted, when I started trying to grow my hair down to waist-height. Long before reaching that point, it looked as if Cousin Itt had taken possession of my body.

You're pigging out. What are you eating?
I don't really do the whole 'heavy snacking' thing, so I'll go for the standard answer, which is: men. :tongue:

What's one thing about you that will always remain a mystery to the people of this site?
My sixteen bigamous marriages across three continents.

Have you had any great loves? (not lovers, but loves as in romance)
Yes. Not in a movie-esque 'crashing waves and strident choral music' kind of way, but in a subdued, I-can't-look-at-you-without-smiling way.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

The thing about Rubi which one has to adore is the fact that he's never encountered a pun he considered too terrible to post.

True, but I think it's a superb insider's pun.
So shoot me.

 

[D_alex8]

leonceswim (return of a guy who looks like he could be a real handful, and that's not just a reference to his cock ):

Have you ever saved a guy's life?
The closest I've come to that is saving a guy's dirty videos to my hard drive.

Have you ever been to a neon paint party?
I don't think two people really constitutes a party, or that our use of paint would have been considered socially acceptable amongst most crowds.

Have you ever met anyone famous?
Fame is relative, of course, but yes, I've worked and played with various people in the entertainment industry who were recognizable 'names' at some point in their careers.

"Can I have yo numba?" :wink:
<James Bond voice> "My number is 8. Alex8." </bye bye Bondie>

 

[D_alex8]

so...i guess my next question is: Where does that line form? and how do i get there as soon as possible?

The line forms down the middle of the male torso, running from the collar bone down to the waistline. One gets there by applying a tongue to any erogenous zone.

 

[D_alex8]

You'd be surprised how fine I am with the concept of having novice handcuffed to me while you do pretty much anything to him. Or perhaps you wouldn't.

I was merely concerned about how long we could leave you attached to the ceiling, with novice dangling down from you. Of course, upon reflection, I realise that this is likely child's play after some of your unspeakable contortions with Mr. Boy.

 

[D_alex8]

Xcuze (he who escaped from the veil of dreams to impart confusion among mere mortals):

Alex8
Youre the only member here that intrigues me...
Tsk, and there was I, trying to blend in like a veritable 'plain Jane.' You're a rather beautiful enigma yourself, kind sir.

Are you conscious of your mystique?
Is a corpse in the ground conscious of the shroud in which it is wrapped?

Would I be disappointed if I met you?
Only if you were hoping that I'd be like Shirley Bassey.

Would you prefer I played with your mind or your dick?
Your knowledge of my anatomy must be lacking if you suppose that one does not always lead to the other.