- 36DD,
Amen. Better yet - take a shower before fucking. And even better than that - share that shower. Gotta save water, you see.
I'm quite into conservation myself Burnside!:wink:
Oh, GROSS!
- Thread starter lemont77
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I'm quite into conservation myself Burnside!:wink:
All I can say is....
HOW EFFING PATRONISING!
I'm sorry, but what is your malfunction?
patronizing - Definitions from Dictionary.com ...see definition...I'm not condescending. Jackass.
Man, burnside, you always seem to reel them in, don't you?
good on ya, buddy!Man, burnside, you always seem to reel them in, don't you?
It's the twirly mustache, man. It drives the girls wild.
:biggrin1:
B_ScaredLittleBoy
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Of course I shower before dates and things, even if I'm not sweaty. I like to be fresh. But I don't shower before sex. It would just spoil the mood. For me at least.
And none of my girlfriends have showered before sex. Maybe I just made them so horny. Or maybe they were filthy dirty bitches? :tongue:
lol maybe its an American thing.
PS just to be clear...when I say before sex I mean when sex 'just happens'. eg someone comes on to you and is like "fuck me" you would say "hold on, I just need to jump in the shower!"?
I agree with showering if you know you're going to have sex in a few hours. But generally when I have sex it just happens...is there a misunderstanding?
I was thinking, if/when I had a girlfriend we would see each other most days, and sex wasn't planned. It would just happen and there would be no pre-coitus bathing. If there's a date then yeah I would have a shower because of the date, not because I thought someone would be oralising my junk :tongue:
And none of my girlfriends have showered before sex. Maybe I just made them so horny. Or maybe they were filthy dirty bitches? :tongue:
lol maybe its an American thing.
PS just to be clear...when I say before sex I mean when sex 'just happens'. eg someone comes on to you and is like "fuck me" you would say "hold on, I just need to jump in the shower!"?
I agree with showering if you know you're going to have sex in a few hours. But generally when I have sex it just happens...is there a misunderstanding?
I was thinking, if/when I had a girlfriend we would see each other most days, and sex wasn't planned. It would just happen and there would be no pre-coitus bathing. If there's a date then yeah I would have a shower because of the date, not because I thought someone would be oralising my junk :tongue:
Ah, yes.....the thigh ticklers. :biggrin1: I like the five o'clock shadow myself.
Yes, and yes! :wink: Gotta love that "f*** me like a naughty little slut right now or else!" sex. :tongue:
Well, it certainly can't be my cock - I've been told over and over and over again by the media, sexologists and others that size didn't matter...
- 36DD,
Wew! Is it getting hot in here or is it just me.
lafever
No, it's not just you! It is gettin' hot in here...so maybe we should take off all our clothes!:biggrin1:
Well, I have an actual beard, but I keep it nice and trimmed, so it's soft one direction, rough in the other. It works very nice.:biggrin1:
They lie. Somehow, the normals are in charge of everything. How the hell did that happen?
Do you promise? Sounds like fun, no matter what the government tells us!
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