OMFG

[nixon]

My son just turned 16 a few days ago and I had 'the' talk with him earlier today. Now he won't even look at me. I don't know why because he has told me enough over the years that i really didn't expect him to react that way. in fact, after i talked to him, he went to his room and didn't open the door for two hours! part of me kinda hopes he was watching porn!

 

[danerain]

So, you had your son when you were 11 years old?

 

[D_alex8]

opcorn:

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

WTF!

I'm gonna go make some toast. There best be answers when I get back :tongue:

lolly

 

[danerain]

Did I do something wrong?

 

[invisibleman]

My son just turned 16 a few days ago and I had 'the' talk with him earlier today. Now he won't even look at me. I don't know why because he has told me enough over the years that i really didn't expect him to react that way. in fact, after i talked to him, he went to his room and didn't open the door for two hours! part of me kinda hopes he was watching porn!

So, you had your son when you were 11 years old?

(referring that NIXON has 27 years old in his age field in his profile)

opcorn:

:beerchug: opcorn: opcorn: :trink26:

 

[danerain]

What's with all of the popcorn? Are you guys thinking that this is going to turn into another long, angry, incest thread? Is it because he "kinda hopes he was watching porn?"

Why must you be so cynical?

*lol*

 

[dreamer20]

Did I do something wrong?

No. You were excellent.

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

It's just weird...the popcorn is for watching an explanation. If there even is one. My WTF was because...it doesn't seem on the surface to be about incest...but the OP isn't old enough to have a son!

Unless he's lying about his age...

Toast!

 

[jeff black]

Popcorn signifies we want some explaining.... At least for me.. it's gonna be good..

A son at 11 years old.. I bet the guy had a 15 inch penis when he was 10. :redface:

 

[yngjock20]

Ha! Lovesit...maybe he's lying about what state he's from too if he's really 27 with a 16 year old son.

 

[No_Strings]

A son at 11 years old.. I bet the guy had a 15 inch penis when he was 10. :redface:

Who didn't? :tongue:

 

[chicagosam]

Are you guys thinking that this is going to turn into another long, angry, incest thread?

opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:

 

[D_alex8]

Unless he's lying about his age...

He is called Nixon, so I guess a scandal was bound to break at some point.

 

[fortiesfun]

He is called Nixon, so I guess a scandal was bound to break at some point.

Let me guess: He accidentally erased 18 and a half years.

 

[D_alex8]

Let me guess: He accidentally erased 18 and a half years.

I'm just pissed off that he wrote about his son... I was hoping to make a pun about Daughtergate.

 

[novice_btm]

I'm with Jeffy, for me, opcorn: = "Oh, THIS is gonna be good!"

 

[txquis]

I agree...I don't think we will be hearing from 'watergate guy' on this.

 

[Principessa]

So, you had your son when you were 11 years old?

That's what I thought.

It's just weird...the popcorn is for watching an explanation. If there even is one. My WTF was because...it doesn't seem on the surface to be about incest...but the OP isn't old enough to have a son!

Unless he's lying about his age... Toast!

My first thought was who waits until a kid is 16 for "the talk?" I was waiting for it to be switched to the fictious stories thread.

opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:

 

[danerain]

Granted, he could have ment that his kid was 6 years old. That would mean that he had him when he was 21, and that this thread is even more gross than it currently is.