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Question About Army Friend

Discussion in 'Ask a Straight Man' started by StaringIsCaring, Jun 8, 2020.

  1. StaringIsCaring

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    Army young guy got back from deployment. He made friends with me and we got trashed and I slept over.

    He wakes me up in his room finding stuff which is fine. Then tells me he started a waterfall shower for me to get before I take off for home.

    I hop out in my underwears.

    “Whoa! Hey mister!..... your boyfriend is a lucky guy.”

    I am confused but walk to the next door bathroom and bend over to take off underwears and realize I have a bad case of morning wood.

    Standard army talk or does my friend like me a little bit?
     
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    Army young guy got back from deployment. He made friends with me and we got trashed and I slept over.
    Young Army Guy, returned from deployment

    He wakes me up in his room finding stuff which is fine.
    He accidentally wakes you up trying to find things in his own room ?
    People generally know their own rooms very well even in the dark
    This implies, he intentionally woke you up

    Then tells me he started a waterfall shower for me to get before I take off for home.
    Showers in 99% of America are piped to a central system, with near instant hot / cold water souce
    So why would anyone need to start a shower , unlike a tub or jacuzzi that take time to fill
    Waterfall reference is nice, though a bit out of place


    I hop out in my underwears.
    You, hop out of what ( bed ) ; or you hop out of your underwear

    “Whoa! Hey mister!..... your boyfriend is a lucky guy.”
    Implies your friend already knows your sexual orientation , This has not been established in the story line yet

    I am confused but walk to the next door bathroom and bend over to take off underwears and realize I have a bad case of morning wood.
    Why does one need to bend over to take off underwear ( Singular No s ), they generally easily slip off

    Standard army talk or does my friend like me a little bit?

    We have a lovely fictitious story section of the site, this is a little better suiter for there; and they seldom make grammatical corrections


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  3. StaringIsCaring

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    I’m not making it up. That’s not very nice. Yes he knows I’m gay already. Morning wood was downward so wasn’t pressed in a way I felt it yet. And he has crap thrown everywhere so he didn’t know where to find stuff. He’s moving and has stuff all over the floor.
     
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    Yes already in underwear.
     
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    You realise this is 'ask a straight man'?
     
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    This whole post is a mess.
     
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    Could people just answer or not answer and stop being so critical? If you don’t know if straight men make jokes like this then this doesn’t apply to you.
     
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    Just want to know if this guy likes me or not. I’ve never been so disappointed in lpsg than this post and people’s garbage just keeps coming and I’ll keep hitting ignore. Answer or move on. I don’t give a rats ass if you don’t like my post.
     
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    Well no offence, but I couldn’t understand your post at all. Gave up reading it half-way through. Looks like ronin001 tried to translate it.
     
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    It’s not a case of not liking it, it’s a case of not understanding it. I find it odd that all your subsequent posts have proper grammar, punctuation and English, but you original post is basically unreadable.
     
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    Sorry: but to answer the OP, I have no idea
     
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    Not trying to be critical but if you want an honest opinion on what a guy does when he like another guy why on earth would you ask straight men???

    Logically you should be asking gay men this question. Of all the subforums this is the least applicable. You have ask a gay man ask a bi man and just plain old ask man to choose from.

    Straight men don't like men in that way so why would we know what typical behaviour of a guy infatuated with another guy would bet like.

    And as Ronin pointed out your story didn't make sense in some areas. I think C + is actually way to generous of a mark lol
     
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    Don't take it too mean anything.

    Most guys don't really care about your dick.

    I will not address the rest of your post or which way it was going but having spent most of my life around the Army and other services; it's somewhat unusual but not wholly extraordinary to make a comment about another guy having either a donkey dick or boner coming out of his drawers. Being in restricted quarters it's usually done just to put your battle buddy, wing man, shipmate or what have you at ease and attempt to reduce embarrassment for both him and you.

    The other option is not say anything in which case the other guy may be worried about what the party of the first part may say to....etc.

    The only thing unusual is the reference to your boyfriend which if he knew you were gay it was probably trying to be sensitive, otherwise he probably would have said "wife" or "girlfriend".
     
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    Sure he might like you. Or maybe he just wants to jack with you and hang out. Plenty of guys do that and wouldn't surprise me if he was used to doing that in the Army.
     
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