Quoth your partner...
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Just some comments I remeber from various girls and guys:
"Do you call that a cock or a weapon!"
"You could be a porn star"
" I was confused because I didn't know where it ended"
"It is VERY thick!"
" Damn your cock's like double the size of mine"
"My dick looks so small next to yours"
"Seriously- you're the size of most men when they're hard(when flacid)-It's quite funny!"
"It is a really good looking thing-all the veins and everything"
"Luck boy!"
"Do you call that a cock or a weapon!"
"You could be a porn star"
" I was confused because I didn't know where it ended"
"It is VERY thick!"
" Damn your cock's like double the size of mine"
"My dick looks so small next to yours"
"Seriously- you're the size of most men when they're hard(when flacid)-It's quite funny!"
"It is a really good looking thing-all the veins and everything"
"Luck boy!"
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"Okay, you need to stop. I think I'm gonna faint!" (and they almost did) 
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besides the usual (great cock, huge dick, etc.), some of my favorites include:
all from men:
I feel like I'm being fisted..
Have you had an operation? You're huge
You could fit 4 of my cocks inside yours
My cock is child's play compared to yours
all from men:
I feel like I'm being fisted..
Have you had an operation? You're huge
You could fit 4 of my cocks inside yours
My cock is child's play compared to yours
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One I heard last week that was fun:
Oh my God, you can't get your hand the whole way around your own dick. That is SO hot.
Wasn't something I had ever really thought of before but the observation turned me on
Oh my God, you can't get your hand the whole way around your own dick. That is SO hot.
Wasn't something I had ever really thought of before but the observation turned me on
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"I think I'm finally loosening up enough for you.... OH GOD, NO I'M NOT"
--she eventually did though
--she eventually did though
"FINALLY... all the way....we'll try doggie next!!"
"I'm beat....aren't you EVER going to cum??"
"a bit more.. ok.. a bit more... more.. just a sec... ok.. a bit more"
"let me brace myself first or you'll be pushing me all over the bed with that"
"lube, lube- a big old dab will do me"(sung to Brylcream ad) - yeah we're that old
"I know I'm going to be sore until Wednesday- but you only live once!" ( it was Friday night)
"I'm beat....aren't you EVER going to cum??"
"a bit more.. ok.. a bit more... more.. just a sec... ok.. a bit more"
"let me brace myself first or you'll be pushing me all over the bed with that"
"lube, lube- a big old dab will do me"(sung to Brylcream ad) - yeah we're that old
"I know I'm going to be sore until Wednesday- but you only live once!" ( it was Friday night)
pdrprst: Me: I can't see how a man can sexually assault a woman. Just fitting in is tricky enough.
Her: You'd be charged with assault with a deadly weapon.
Her: You'd be charged with assault with a deadly weapon.
One I heard the other night "My God, you are so deep! Your poking my bladder!"
Some random ones:
"My god, you are fucking huge!"
"Wow... elephant boy!"
"Ouch! Ok, too deep! That is not something I have to say often!"
After sticking only my head in, she gives off a huge "Oh my fucking GOD!"
"you are bigger and thicker soft than my ex was hard!"
"you are blessed!"
puts a smile on my face. Screw it, we all need an ego boost once in a while!
Some random ones:
"My god, you are fucking huge!"
"Wow... elephant boy!"
"Ouch! Ok, too deep! That is not something I have to say often!"
After sticking only my head in, she gives off a huge "Oh my fucking GOD!"
"you are bigger and thicker soft than my ex was hard!"
"you are blessed!"
puts a smile on my face. Screw it, we all need an ego boost once in a while!
KTownBlondy: strangest thing i've ever heard was:
"my rifel is hard, its gonna shoot a bullet" when he was referring to his penis
i burst out laughing right there lol
"my rifel is hard, its gonna shoot a bullet" when he was referring to his penis
i burst out laughing right there lol
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