reaction during airport screening???

[B_Nick8]

A friend of mine who's very well hung and always commando was flying out of Ft. Lauderdale when an agent pulled him aside for a manual pat down. The agent explained the he was going to "run his hands up each leg until he met resistance". My friend mumbled that the agent was going to meet resistance sooner than he thought which the agent heard and took to mean that my friend might give him some trouble so his manner changed a bit from civil to a little rough. When he got to the right leg, however, and hit resistance not far above the knee, they both burst out laughing.

 

[someperson]

If you have an unusually large package (so to speak)....you can plan on being manually frisked as well....who know's what kind of "weapon of mass destruction" you're carrying there ...???!!!

Manually frisked here as well. Jeans were so close to falling only thing holding them up was my penis. Baggy jeans are more conformable when sitting for extended periods of time.

 

[B_Craiggers]

Yeah. Last time I flew they saw my massive bulge and TSA called me over to the counter. Then the agent had me unzip in front of everyone and flop my wang onto the scale so they could weigh it. Because it was over 50 pounds, I had to pay the extra fee for oversized carryon. When I have more time I'll tell you about the cute flight attendant who had to help me stuff it into the overhead bin.

Oh, the wackiness that ensues on a daily basis because of my huge unit.

*fap fap fap*

 

[helloworld123]

Did they just pat there or touched any harder>

 

[D_BenJo_Ahanakokolele]

when i went to Rome, the practically molested me.... well I had my revenge cause when they had their disgusting hands on me.... I let out the biggest fart. It was hard keeping a straight face.

 

[Silvertip]

Twice I've been patted down after refusing x-ray backscatter scanners. Both times the guy doing the pat down went back to my junk for subsequent and more thorough feel(s). First time for a total of three gropes, second time just two. I rather enjoyed it, actually.

 

[jambgood]

Twice I've been patted down after refusing x-ray backscatter scanners. Both times the guy doing the pat down went back to my junk for subsequent and more thorough feel(s). First time for a total of three gropes, second time just two. I rather enjoyed it, actually.

He wanted to make sure you weren't packin' dynamite... then he discovered you were packin' DYNOMITE!

 

[At.your.cervix]

He wanted to make sure you weren't packin' dynamite... then he discovered you were packin' DYNOMITE!

Seriously, molding plastique into a large cock shape and attaching it to a guy's groin would be a afairly effective way to get a dangerous amount of it onboard a flight if there weren't pat-downs. The screening devices aren't so precise that the details of one's pecker can be seen--just the basic outline of some tubelike thing (possibly folded around) for something with as little density as one's body. Something very dense like a gun produces much higher resolution images. So if your dick is much bigger soft, than most men's are hard, it's not a bad thing that somebody is making sure that it's "all you." At least you stand a better chance ending your flight with it not being blown off of the rest of your body.

 

[edonline]

Have been patted down twice while traveling internationally. Once was by a young, good looking Israeli guy who seemed to enjoy it, having to pat me down twice "just to be sure". After the second time was over and I had started to react to the frisking, he had a slight smile on his face, apologized for the inconvenience but added "I hope you travel through this way again".

 

[hd4me2]

Ain't it strange that in our society we can be arrested for pissing outside and placed on a sexual offenders list, yet we are forced to legal molestation just to get board an aircraft?

 

[ncnicem]

Yeah. Last time I flew they saw my massive bulge and TSA called me over to the counter. Then the agent had me unzip in front of everyone and flop my wang onto the scale so they could weigh it. Because it was over 50 pounds, I had to pay the extra fee for oversized carryon. When I have more time I'll tell you about the cute flight attendant who had to help me stuff it into the overhead bin.

Oh, the wackiness that ensues on a daily basis because of my huge unit.

*fap fap fap*

And I thought you were allowed to carry on one 'personal item' free of charge. I can't keep up with these changing package, er, baggage regulations!

 

[someperson]

I find the airport security guards in the U.S. are careful, even exaggeratedly careful, to not go anywhere near my junk.

not true. I got felt up at Spokane airport. the guy that did it reeked of gayness. My jeans almost fell down to top it off. WAS freeballen with baggy jeans at the time.

Ain't it strange that in our society we can be arrested for pissing outside and placed on a sexual offenders list, yet we are forced to legal molestation just to get board an aircraft?

If you do not like it take a car , train or Grayhound bus. price to pay for convenience

 

[eNormousXL]

yep, haha.