well im not a lady, but i realized penis size is very important about 36 years ago...
i was off the coast of Nova Scotia with my pirate crew chasing an american frigate, when we figured out why pirates dont do well anymore. a kraken rose up from the ocean, and whipped the shit out of us.
after the shit storm subsided, i ended up in a dingy with another bloke. but we only had enough supplies for one person to eat well for 26 days... and i wasnt about to not stuff my face.
so needless to say we settled it like gentlemen with a good old fashioned biggest dick contest. little did he know, i had a knife strapped to my cock, and i stabbed him.
now, obviously i already knew how important it was to have a penis big enough to strap a knife to. i cant even count the times a good ol penis knife save my ass.
but i found out about the important of substantially sized penis 3 days later when i went to tell his widow the bad news. she was going to divorce him because of his small penis. oh and then i nailed her.
so moral of the story:
1 always keep your penis knife sharp
2 dont have a small penis
3 nail the widow