Early Sunday morning... Planned to sleep in until 8:00 a.m. (Yes, I realize that statement is an an oxymoron.) Ring Ring Ring... Hello. pause listen Hellooooo? pause listen look at caller ID "Private Caller" the only one with balls enough to call me this time of morning and it not be an emergency is my brother. HELLO?! Is any one there? pause listen hard for life on other end of phone -- Breathing? Hello, are you there, Hello? Breathing pattern emerges, The Bastard - whoever he is - is masturbating to the sound of my voice. Hang up. Lay there a few minutes. Well, I might as well catch up on my email and look into LSGP, I'm awake now. In this day and age of technology, how often do any of you get obscene phone calls? This is my first one in quite a while. Just curious.