Stalker Anyone?

[RideRocket]

A better idea would be to take matters into my own hands.

And everyone gave you a hard time for your Chuck Norris obsession. Now it's time to prove them wrong!

 

[B_Spladle]

And everyone gave you a hard time for your Chuck Norris obsession. Now it's time to prove them wrong!

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

 

[madame_zora]

A better idea would be to take matters into my own hands.

You think jacking off will help?

 

[B_Spladle]

You think jacking off will help?

Well, I was actually talking about killing him, but masturbation does seem to solve everything, doesn't it?

 

[RideRocket]

You think jacking off will help?

Only if it's an eye shot first to blind him thus rendering him helpless to Spladle's Chuck Norris impersonation.

 

[B_Spladle]

Only if it's an eye shot first to blind him thus rendering him helpless to Spladle's Chuck Norris impersonation.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Plus she calls me "Thor" and, when no one else is around us, has asked me how my hammer is doing.quote]


So uhh.... how IS your hammer doin there Thor?