The Bush Administration Big Dick Contest

[Dr Rock]

Republicans also tend to have better balls.

and dogshit smells nicer than cat vomit

 

[B_LieverAnoniem]

I don't think that anybody really wants too see this, but oh well

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/bush bulge solved.jpg

 

[bulgelover]

Cheney is thought to be quite large actually. There was a picture of him floating around where he was sitting and there is quite the bulge.

Disgusting I know! Just pointing out the facts.

 

[arktrucker]

I am convinced that the whole Bill/Monica thing was based on his getting a blow job. The reason is that the republicans (lower case, can't seem to use caps when refering to them) can't get hard-on's. This is proven by dole and his Viagra commercial.

Now as to refering to them as dicks. I prefer not to. I like dicks. And it just doesn't seem right to use that name in the same sentence.

I am also convinced that condi indeed has a bigger schlong. You never see her in a skirt..... she has to hide it somewhere!

There was a quick reference to cheneys balls on the Daly Show a short time after the lawyer shooting. They had a picture of him sitting with his legs spalyed wide open and his whatever it was down his left leg. Jon Stewart talked about it, even circled it.

 

[DARDS4444]

As are a few Democrats I've met over the years. Republicans also tend to have better balls................................. really i did'nt think they had any

 

[dems08]

Now as to refering to them as dicks. I prefer not to. I like dicks. And it just doesn't seem right to use that name in the same sentence.

I hope after the elections we can start refering to them as the minority.

 

[Tru_Unhung]

So I'm not alone... they're all big dicks but Condi... well she's black... yeah I'm using the "stereotype."

 

[meritores]

I wont say Condi has the biggest cock, but i kno she has the biggest balls of em all...

 

[dems08]

I wont say Condi has the biggest cock, but i kno she has the biggest balls of em all...

I don't know Bush has shown a lot of brass with the stunts he's pulled in the last five years. And Cheney shot a damn man in the face and didn't think he needed to tell even George.

 

[B_Hickboy]

That's easy.

 

[Deno]

bush walks funny cuz the arab's drill his ass for oil.

 

[dong20]

bush walks funny cuz the arab's drill his ass for oil.

I thought it was because he's always full of shit...but this works too..:tongue:

 

[TTCboy]

Hmmm Bush- i wonder if he shaves his pubes

 

[Snozzle]

I came across this quote the other day: "Lets hope George gets a blowjob so he can be impeached!

You can get T-shirts (and caps, boxers and thongs) with a call for volunteers at http://www.cafepress.com/wero/1304197

 

[ledroit]

This is a play on "The Pretty Boy Big Dick Contest" thread set to the players in the Bush Administration.

Who's got the biggest wanker?

George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Condoleezza Rice

Nobody in the Bush administration is hung. If they were, they wouldn't have to act like dicks.

 

[lesmeljos]

George is the biggest dick. Cheney has our condolences (sic)

 

[pildydufic]

the only thing big on bush is head.but he seems to think with his head thats if he has one

 

[DARDS4444]

more to the point the biggest thing on his head is his mouth.............jeff gannon says there is not a trailer hitch with any chrome left in the d.c. area..........

 

[transformer_99]

Other topics/threads I've seen, who would you do Hillary Clinton or Condoleeza Rice ? I don't know that if it came to a bj that Condoleeza would get anywhere near my penix. Those teeth look like she could open cans if a can opener wasn't available. She reminds me of the Discover Channel during shark week.

 

[B_IanTheTall]

George is the biggest dick. Cheney has our condolences (sic)

Calling George the "biggest dick" is an insult to one member of LPSG. Actually, calling any moron, numskull, nincompoop, idiot, dimwit, duffos, knuckle head, pee brain, pinhead, or box-of-rocks a "dick" is an insults to the male reproductive organ.

I also never call someone an asshole or pussy, since I'm rather fond of assholes and pussies.

Chaney does NOT get my condolences, since he is trying to be the ventriloquist.
Drive-by-briefing = Chaney hasn't yet full told me what to say