Ugh!

[Ummagumma]

That's the best laugh i've had all day. :biggrin1:

Thanks :smile:

That was 4 or 5 years ago, and I swear not a week goes by without someone who was there reminding me of that night. Oh, to be carefree, naïve and high again...

 

[joyboytoy79]

MERC!!! I had no idea you had a mouth like that... dirty, dirty, woman....

Living in delaware it's hard for one's mouth to stay clean. Have you seen what the water around here looks like? It's no wonder this is the cancer capitol of the US.

 

[Ethyl]

Living in delaware it's hard for one's mouth to stay clean. Have you seen what the water around here looks like? It's no wonder this is the cancer capitol of the US

Not to mention those I see fishing at the Brandywine river. They're always sitting right under the signs that say "Warning! Sewage! No fishing or swimming!".

 

[jeff black]

Not to mention those I see fishing at the Brandywine river. They're always sitting right under the signs that say "Warning! Sewage! No fishing or swimming!".

OK....

When I was 7, I saw a bowl of green liquid sitting by the sink... thinking it was the leftOver Kool-Aid from the jug... I chugged it back.... I couldn't figure out why it tasted so bad...until I realized it had a soapy scent.:biggrin1:

 

[baseball99]

OK....

When I was 7, I saw a bowl of green liquid sitting by the sink... thinking it was the leftOver Kool-Aid from the jug... I chugged it back.... I couldn't figure out why it tasted so bad...until I realized it had a soapy scent.:biggrin1:

One time a hurricane was coming in and i decided to go out into the surf and beat mother nature.....I got my ass kicked, bruised, battered and upset i looked for my mom to hug me......i was 23

 

[joyboytoy79]

Not to mention those I see fishing at the Brandywine river. They're always sitting right under the signs that say "Warning! Sewage! No fishing or swimming!".

Ah yes, the beautiful Brandywine River. I go to Hagley quite often... I wonder how many of those old powder mills are still leaking chemicals into the river. I bet it will catch fire one day!

 

[GoneA]

LMAO

Let me just say "yes". (Only it wasn't Preparation H)

 

[AlteredEgo]

Ah yes, the beautiful Brandywine River. I go to Hagley quite often... I wonder how many of those old powder mills are still leaking chemicals into the river. I bet it will catch fire one day!

*airguitar solo* Smooooke, on the waaaaater! *pretends to know the rest of the words*

 

[joyboytoy79]

LMAO

Let me just say "yes". (Only it wasn't Preparation H)

oh? and what, praytell, was it??

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

One time I accidentally brushed my teeth with IcyHot. Quite an odd sensation!!!

 

[Gillette]

a friend of mine has a rug in his basement that's colored like a zebra. Back in the early days of my marijuana addiction, I was over there and wearing black socks. Let's just say I thought I lost my feet and made a complete ass of myself.

That was my best laugh of the week, thank you.

I've stood on an elevator talking with a friend for three minutes before we realized that we needed to select a floor before it would go anywhere.

Also when aerosol was the the rage I nearly used hairspray on my pits several times.

 

[jakeatolla]

Once, when I was still an apprentice and living at home,
my folks were away and I was rather inebriated, making
my lunch for the next day. I was in the process of
making a penutbutter and jam sandwhich, and in my
alcoholic haze, reached into the fridge and grabbed what
I thought was a mason jar of Strawberry jam. Just as I was
about to spread it on the bread,( for some unknown reason
I decided to smell it). Good thing I did, because what I grabbed out
of the fridge was a jar of ground up pickled beets mixed with
horse raddish. I have nightmares about the possible flavor
combination that would have made.

 

[Pecker]

Once, when I was still an apprentice and living at home,
my folks were away and I was rather inebriated, making
my lunch for the next day. I was in the process of
making a penutbutter and jam sandwhich, and in my
alcoholic haze, reached into the fridge and grabbed what
I thought was a mason jar of Strawberry jam. Just as I was
about to spread it on the bread,( for some unknown reason
I decided to smell it). Good thing I did, because what I grabbed out
of the fridge was a jar of ground up pickled beets mixed with
horse raddish. I have nightmares about the possible flavor
combination that would have made.

Now I'm going to have nightmares about people mixing pickled beets with horseradish.

 

[jakeatolla]

Now I'm going to have nightmares about people mixing pickled beets with horseradish.

Yeah, i don't get it either. It must be a generational thing.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

So thats why my ass smell s like fluoride.:biggrin1:

 

[joyboytoy79]

So thats why my ass smell s like fluoride.:biggrin1:

Yes, but uhm... who is noticing and, more importantly, WHY????

 

[joyboytoy79]

*airguitar solo* Smooooke, on the waaaaater! *pretends to know the rest of the words*

*hums along, in the wrong key and to the wrong beat*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yes, but uhm... who is noticing and, more importantly, WHY????

More to the point....................

• WHAT THE HELL'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Did you not get the gist of the thread from the start?

If he used Preparation H on his teeth, then he probably used Colgate in his ass.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Just you wait . . . one day you'll accidentally mistake the Zostrix for toothpaste or superglue for lube . . . :tongue:

haha yes when he gets a little older and more tired. oooo what if he goes to masturbate with superglue. he'll have to go to the emergency room, and he'll be famous.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

haha yes when he gets a little older and more tired. oooo what if he goes to masturbate with superglue. he'll have to go to the emergency room, and he'll be famous.

Poor guy will be stuck with his fame for life.:wink: