urinal prep

[surferboy]

Originally posted by JD88099@Jan 17 2005, 12:59 AM
there are only 3 situations where a man should touch the zipper of his pants ...

1) he is standing AT THE URINAL
2) it mysteriously went down and he needs to pull it back up before the sweet old lady that bakes you cookies walking towards you sees it
3) he is taking it out for his partner...

I have a very strict set of bathroom rules that i follow...

-- No talking with other men no matter what

-- if an emergency occurs, and you are both in the same position (both waiting in line, washing hands, standing at urinal, etc.), no turning halfway around in mid-piss to talk over the shoulder, then talking is ok.

-- giving another man a friendly nod in public is of course perfectly fine, however a bathroom is absolutly NOT a place for nodding.

-- no talking through stall doors/walls

-- no handing things under the stall doors/walls

-- NEVER pull on a stall door if it's closed. when sitting down in a stall, it's best to tap your foot when you hear someone coming, or perhaps a quiet cough, so everyone is aware that the stall is occupied. there is nothing worse than someone shaking the door to my stall when i am trying to take care of business. it ruins my week.

then there are more basic rules such as avoid eye contact, inhale sparingly and quietly , etc.

maybe im just wierd though :-\

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Wow, insecure much brah?

Now, I totally love being naked and all. But I don't whip it out until I'm at the urinal. When I'm done, I shake it, turn, and re-velcro (I wear board shorts). I don't mind talking to anyone while I piss. Of course I peek at others, and others peek at me. It's human nature to be curious about the cock size of others. If you deny it, then yer totally lying and WAY insecure with yer sexuality. Also, if the restroom is crowded, I don't mind sharing, and I have shared before.

 

[13788]

carolinacurious: I guess I follow most of JD's rules myself although I don't care if others do.

For me I guess it has more to do with living in a very homophobic area and my being the most pee shy person on earth. I hate it when someone talks to me and breaks my concentration, the only thing worse than having to pee really really bad is trying to and not being able to find that muscle.

I love nude beaches and just being naked in general but I don't unzip until I get to the urinal, not out of any insecurity, but out of politeness to others.

Personally, I would probably enjoy the show of a guy standing there with it already out, waiting for the urinal but I would assume that he was interested in more than just peeing.

BTW: For those that haven't, check out JD's gallery. Nothing to be insecure about there!

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by carolinacurious@Jan 18 2005, 03:49 AM
BTW: For those that haven't, check out JD's gallery. Nothing to be insecure about there!

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I wasn't talking about insecurity in size; I was talking about insecurity in his sexuality. Some of the rules I can see as some people not being able to concentrate when talked to, like yerself. But rules like "-- giving another man a friendly nod in public is of course perfectly fine, however a bathroom is absolutly NOT a place for nodding. " screams out insecure to me. I don't mean it in a bad way at all. I'm just wondering if it stems from being insecure and all.

 

[13788]

carolinacurious:

I wasn't talking about insecurity in size; I was talking about insecurity in his sexuality. Some of the rules I can see as some people not being able to concentrate when talked to, like yerself. But rules like "-- giving another man a friendly nod in public is of course perfectly fine, however a bathroom is absolutly NOT a place for nodding. " screams out insecure to me. I don't mean it in a bad way at all. I'm just wondering if it stems from being insecure and all.

I wasn't trying to give you a hard time at all Phoenix, I kind of wondered about the nodding rule myself. I guess I was just playing off of your word and the fact that I'm a fan of JD's gallery.

 

[surferboy]

Yah, his gallery is totally bodacious and all.

 

[13788]

JD88099: HungThick knows what I'm talking about, lol...

It isn't a matter of sexuality for me, I don't think of other men, or bathrooms, in a sexual way.

It's that a bathroom is not a place to socialize, make friends, etc. It's a place to get the job done and get the hell out of asap.

 

[surferboy]

Well, I'm friendly and, if there's a line inside the restroom, I'm gonna talk.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by surferboy@Jan 18 2005, 04:20 AM
Yah, his gallery is totally bodacious and all.

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Surferboy. I have been here for a while. I thought you had to be a premium member to see the gallery. I don't know how to access those pictures. How did you do it?

Nix, I am impressed with your vocabulary and writing.

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

Originally posted by dimwit@Jan 17 2005, 01:10 AM
another thing was acouple of days ago I was in the restroom and all the urinals were being used with afew people waiting. So I waited (with everything hanin out of corse) and some I would say 20-25 year old walked up next to me and asked If I wanted to share. I didnt know what he ment so I said "shurrr" Well when I came time I walked up to the urinal and so did this kid. He stood next to me and we used the same urinal. I got confused but it did not matter to me. We went turned around and walked out together. When we got out the door he turned to me and said you got a nice package. It is huge I bet the ladys love it. And for some odd reason He felt the need to pat my croch. Normally I would have picked him up by his shirt and thrown him against a wall before nocking him out. But I was just so shocked by the whole situation I didnt do anything. Just wondering If this has ever happened to any of you. If so what did you do. I hope it hasnt It was very odd for me.

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1. That sounds like it should be in ficticious stories.

2. If you are standing waiting in line with your cock flopping around the house, you deserve every adverse reaction and guy coming onto you that you get


Personally, to answer the thread question, I unzip when at the urinal, I don't flop it around, and I dont usually even talk to friends while in the bathroom, if I do, I will usually stare at the wall while talking, and Im one of the "shy guys" I turn away from everyone else.

Personally I think its just polite to do so, not everyone wants to see that stuff, especilly not in a public, possibly family situation, like toilets at a store, if they did, we would all wear see-through clothes

 

[dimwit]

I dont mind the looks, I like the looks, or the sharing. It was the fact that a complete stranger put his hand on my crotch. I would have been different if it was one of my friends or family them I dont care but they joke with me about it. And personaly If we were going to wear see through clothes why dont we just forget the clothes I would love that. I would be floppen around everywhere I go.

 

[yaoifun]

I don't really pay attention to people when I go, and i take it out once im at the urinal, but if someone talks to me i don't mind it i'll talk back, but it's a strange place to strike up a conversation, even though it happens. It's like being on the phone while sitting on the toilet, it's a little different, but it can happen!

 

[13788]

jordanj: Personally I hate it if people talk to me while I'm having a pee. It's like my own little moment to think and although the toilets are effectively a public place, I just don't like to talk to colleagues while I'm taking a piss. If I've finished and am washing my hands then it's different though.

The other thing that relates here is that I'm gay and fully out at work. We have 3 urinals and 3 cubicles at work. If I go in and there's nobody already there, I prefer to stand at the middle urinal. If someone comes in and then stands next to me then that's up to them. However, if I go in and someone is already standing at any of the urinals, I always go into a cubicle for a pee. It's bad enough that they'll always find something to say about me because I'm usually an outrageous flirt at work, but I don't actually want them saying "Jordan came into the toilets and stood next to me and had a good look!"

 

[13788]

toad8it: When I have to go,I might whip it out in route,but not the norm.I'd rather wait till I get to hide it sort of at the urinal.I really don't mind others seeing me,but call me strange-I won't look over at a good friend if we are next to each other.I don't care if he looks at me-but I just look at the wall in front of me.I don't mind taking a quick glance at a stranger though

 

[Pappy]

Hey Toad, you should grab that quick glance at a friend when he's next to you at the urinals. Never know what might cum of it!!

 

[13788]

toad8it:

Originally posted by Pappy@Jan 25 2005, 01:34 PM
Hey Toad, you should grab that quick glance at a friend when he's next to you at the urinals. Never know what might cum of it!!

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Yeah I know it could lead to bigger things,but for me it's something of respect.I know call me crazy,but I have liked this guy for a long time and never looked over at him.

 

[jonb]

Okay, ettiquette for urinals:

Rule #1: Always pick an unoccupied one on either end.
Rule #2: If both ends are occupied, or if the urinals are for some reason arranged in a circle, pick the urinal which puts the most space between you and another man.
Rule #3: In cases of multiple walls or multiple circles, they fill up evenly, walls taking precedent, and the smallest wall taking precedent.
Rule #4: At gay establishments, these rules are null and void. (After all, all these rules are supposed to keep guys from thinking you're gay&#33

The rules are different for showers, though; for showers, being across the room from a guy (relative to the door) is equivalent to being adjacent to a guy.

 

[13788]

remotehypnosis: Just go to the nearest and cleanest.

 

[dimwit]

alot of the time. usually at work I will stand a few feet from the urinal so someone who wanted to look could see it real good from just about anywhere. Or is the urinal is high enough and clean enough I will slap is against the inside so make a loud noice.

 

[Pappy]

Originally posted by dimwit@May 22 2005, 12:19 AM
alot of the time. usually at work I will stand a few feet from the urinal so someone who wanted to look could see it real good from just about anywhere. Or is the urinal is high enough and clean enough I will slap is against the inside so make a loud noice.

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NO URNIAL IS THAT CLEAN!

 

[DC_DEEP]

I'm anything but shy, well, nudity-wise... but no, I pull it out at the urinal, and put it away, there, too. What odd behaviour to pull it out before the door even closes.