17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[perfectone]

Those are INCHES, I tell you! I spit on your dinky little centimeters!

And who dares to call my size "perfect"? My phallus is MONSTROUS!

There friend Calboner: Can you tell me ,,,the dick in the pics you posted in the thread are yours? if they are yours,,you say it is 17" x 10.75"

Can you explain then,why in you profile you say this about you dick sizes
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Calboner
Biography

Dick, 7.75" x 6.25"; body, 5' 9" and 160 lbs.
Which is it? you mast understand it is room for dought,isin't it??
Explained to as please,,

 

[B_Hickboy]

There friend Calboner: Can you tell me ,,,the dick in the pics you posted in the thread are yours? if they are yours,,you say it is 17" x 10.75"

Can you explain then,why in you profile you say this about you dick sizes
and (Quote)
Calboner
Biography

Dick, 7.75" x 6.25"; body, 5' 9" and 160 lbs.
Which is it? you mast understand it is room for dought,isin't it??
Explained to as please,,

There is too much blood in your THC system.

 

[moanin251]

Epic post.

I've never seen so much funny combined with so much flat-out... well... I'm speechless.

Beautiful.

 

[Roscoz]

you can see the tape measure folded underneath on the right side.

 

[007baby]

was ur point to show how measurement pics can be faked with simple angles? The length one shows the tape right under ur shaft (which right there is not how measure)... but if you look for another second the tape is actually on the floor while you're standing, which explains the "smallness" of the inches... all fitting "within" the length of your monstrous phallous... You have an awesome and large shaft bro... so I'm guessing that was ur point... I know u could show us you're real measurement pics as I have... Oh and the girth... well the tape is clearly folded... so again, having a real 6.25 inch girth and a real 7.75 inch length... you're clearly demonstrating one way people cheat...

Cheers

 

[B_DEATHbyCARROT]

The most amazing thing about this post is the amount of people who dont get the joke...

 

[Cowabanga]

The most amazing thing about this post is the amount of people who dont get the joke...

No kidding! I made a few fake video of a Morph cock BJ session and I enlarge it with Adobe After Effect 6 program with obvious warping on the cock, and then in the caption wrote in that it was fake, and people still ask me how did my cock get that big. So I eventually remove the questionable video and just keep all my gallery for real. The other dead giveaway is that I don't know any of the porn star personally like that as well.

I wish LPSG has a separate gallery for those who want to see fake cock picture.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

The most amazing thing about this post is the amount of people who dont get the joke...

I was talking to a friend here just last night about how this site has changed. There are so many... um... less cerebral people on this site who don't understand--or even get offended by--intelligent humour.

 

[deleted55043]

I think the batteries in that measuring device need to be replaced!

 

[Calboner]

you can see the tape measure folded underneath on the right side.

That is an effect of my cock's gravitational field, which causes spacetime to double over itself.

 

[Cowabanga]

That is an effect of my cock's gravitational field, which causes spacetime to double over itself.

You have a warp mind!
seriously that the warp field theory on time and space.

 

[D_Brecock Evileye]

I can not belive the people who realy didnt know it was a joke. I was thinking of posting an over exagerated photoenhancement as a joke, but if I did I think it would go over most peoples head.(lol)

 

[Adam875]

I can not belive the people who realy didnt know it was a joke. I was thinking of posting an over exagerated photoenhancement as a joke, but if I did I think it would go over most peoples head.(lol)

True. They belong to the Tiny Dick Club who think 6" is huge. They can't picture a real man like Calboner with brains as well as cock. Fact is, with an IQ of 999 his brains would overheat were they not naturally cooled by living in stratospheric conditions due to his enormous height. His cock, incidentally, generates enough atomic power to heat his home.

We're proud to have you on this site, man. You've put real meaning into the word 'Large'. In fact you are more Penis than Man. A new religion could be founded. Please enlist me as your first disciple. And anathema to all the inadequates who pathetically boast their puny eight inches on this site.

 

[Calboner]

^ :lmao:

 

[D_Ollyvalle Treegirth]

Nice job putting the Ace yardstick on the ground so that it looks like a ruler up against your junk. Next time, narrow your aperture so that the depth of field doesn't make the yardstick blurrier than the foreground.

Thanks -- was wondering when someone else was gonna notice that:biggrin1:

 

[FLScott72]

Come on people, have a sense of humor. Calboner is big, but he's joking by saying his centimeters are inches. Anyone should recognize that on the measuring device. At least some of us thought it was good for a laugh.

 

[Rubenesque]

This thread beautiful illustrates the difference between real world and internet inches... all hail the OP for demonstrating!

PS - does look lovely and thick! YUM

 

[D_Selmus_Swallow]

This thread is awesome.

 

[D_Selmus_Swallow]

That is an effect of my cock's gravitational field, which causes spacetime to double over itself.

:lmao:

 

[merklvin]

lol