Butt etiquette

[LeeEJ]

How exactly could anal sex be offensive?

Better to ask why anal sex is used so much for comedy.

One of the bits in the movie The Aristocrats had a reporter who said he presented the question to a longtime comedian, who responded with,

"Well, I can't really tell you... but I can show you."

 

[Chaz]

Are you for real??? Women are equal to men (at the very least), you are NOT better than us, you don't have a God given right to be treated better than us. If you meet a submissive woman think yourself lucky, but don't expect it or assume it should be so!

Don't worry BigA - you'll catch up sometime, you know in certain parts of the world they even let women vote, and marrying your sister isn't the norm.

Please, LIGHTEN UP.

U sound like an utter feminist and i can assure you most men don't find this attractive. There is nothing wrong with men prefering submissive women, just like many women like more confident men. Confident doesn't equate to being a bastard, just as being submissive doesn't equate to being a role over.

And utter BS that just because a women take it up the arse a man also should. We are the holders of a penis, putting our penis in a little hole can make us come, a women putting a dildo in my arse is hardly going to make her come. Being a straight guy, the idea of having somethiing stuffed up my arse would make me feel mentally sick, gay, just NO. With a women the whole psychological impact of having something stuffed up your arse is TOTALLY different.

If u can't get your head round this then.............. uumm.... i'll move to another thread

 

[Chaz]

I recognise some men will not agree with this... but i think i talk for most.. and certainly almost all men i know

 

[Paul Vincent]

Anal sex doesn't appeal to me. (giving or taking really)

My girlfriend has said I'm too big for anal, as every other girlfriend has.

My girlfriend though is keen to stick things in my ass...but I tell her to fuck off. It might feel good but she wanted me to stick a HUGE bullet in off her cockring. The cockring that actually snapped while I was trying to get it on...we pulled it apart and used the bullet as an insertable thing...gott her off :smile:

Plus I have a hairy arse, and all those hairs coming out of there would not be fun.

I still would like to try fucking a girl's bum once though, just to see.

 

[B_spiker067]

<herminator_vo>Girls, and girls who want to be boys and boys who want to be girls hear me now get me later</herminator_vo>

Truth is, that after a time, if a man doesn't at least TRY to put it in your ass every other month then he really isn't into you. And if you never let him... Well at least I know that I'm not really into you if I don't at least try and if you always say no, well that will probably be fine but, like men lacking in any size, it might be a strike against you.

And women who allegedly can't do anal and are self professed "size queens", you know there is some disconnect here. Right?

 

[B_spiker067]

Since men had manners and respect.

And brains.

Aren't you gay or something? How can you be so pussy whipped. Not that I agree or disagree with anybody here. Just kind of funny.

 

[Matthew]

And women who allegedly can't do anal and are self professed "size queens", you know there is some disconnect here. Right?

Aren't you gay or something? How can you be so pussy whipped.

Wow, congratulations! You are quickly on your way to becoming one of the biggest douchebags on this site! And in such a short time too - very impressive.

 

[B_spiker067]

Wow, congratulations! You are quickly on your way to becoming one of the biggest douchebags on this site! And in such a short time too - very impressive.

Don't start a fire where none exists. I like Pendragon he's funny enough and I really do like D. and I think they kind of get me.

You're the douche bag. Douche bag.

Aww, I don't want to hurt your feelings, I take it back.

I expected her to say something like thats in Porno world idiot.
And Lordy only knows what lordy was going to say.

 

[BigA]

you been drinking, spiker? lol

 

[Ethyl]

I recognise some men will not agree with this... but i think i talk for most.. and certainly almost all men i know

Maybe you should ask the general male populace if you can be their speaker before assuming they'd vote for you.

Truth is, that after a time, if a man doesn't at least TRY to put it in your ass every other month then he really isn't into you.

See above.

And if you never let him... Well at least I know that I'm not really into you if I don't at least try and if you always say no, well that will probably be fine but, like men lacking in any size, it might be a strike against you.

With this post alone you have a strike against you.

And women who allegedly can't do anal and are self professed "size queens", you know there is some disconnect here. Right?

Well, that should send the size queens running to you. Brace yourself.

 

[Chaz]

Maybe you should ask the general male populace if you can be their speaker before assuming they'd vote for you.


Hello again Madam Smart Ass. Being a man, it prob does qualify me to speak for a good population of this planet ( i did say not all). From this thread a number of guys have already verified what i ahve said (before and after my post).

 

[Lito]

heh... it has became a fun thread huh?
all I have to add is, although I may not agree with the attitude of some posters, I'd NEVER, and I mean NEVER, take something up my arse for the sake of a woman's enjoyment (or anyone else, btw). That's a no go, a point of no discussion.

yuck

 

[Ethyl]

Please, LIGHTEN UP.
U sound like an utter feminist and i can assure you most men don't find this attractive.

Whatfuckingever.

There is nothing wrong with men prefering submissive women, just like many women like more confident men. Confident doesn't equate to being a bastard, just as being submissive doesn't equate to being a role over.

I agree with this completely.

And utter BS that just because a women take it up the arse a man also should. We are the holders of a penis, putting our penis in a little hole can make us come, a women putting a dildo in my arse is hardly going to make her come. Being a straight guy, the idea of having somethiing stuffed up my arse would make me feel mentally sick, gay, just NO. With a women the whole psychological impact of having something stuffed up your arse is TOTALLY different.

This is where your erroneous assumptions began. NOT ALL PENETRATION FEELS THE SAME. You want women to believe that they're meant to take it up the ass just because they like being vaginally penetrated.. What a crock of unsubstantiated shit. It's ALWAYS a matter of preference. Please don't speak for all men and then have the fucking nerve to tell women that they're psychosexually built to accept anal sex.

If u can't get your head round this then.............. uumm.... i'll move to another thread

I'm waiting...

Hello again Madam Smart Ass. Being a man, it prob does qualify me to speak for a good population of this planet ( i did say not all). From this thread a number of guys have already verified what i ahve said (before and after my post).

The only one who agreed with you about the anal sex believes women are mentally deficient if they don't want anal sex. I wouldn't claim validation for your opinion yet...

 

[BigA]

Thx for coming to my defense, Chaz

And utter BS that just because a women take it up the arse a man also should. We are the holders of a penis, putting our penis in a little hole can make us come, a women putting a dildo in my arse is hardly going to make her come.

That is the problem I have with that argument too. A woman will do anal if for no other reason than to please her partner. But sticking an inanimate object up a guy's ass isn't pleasing her, that i can see. The give and take is not equal.

 

[Jessicafawn76]

There is a thing that i have heard of that girls do to guys when they are having sex doggystyle and the guy pulls out and tries to stick in the ass, it is called "The donkey kick" this is what women do when a guy tries to pull a fast one you just kick the shit out of him with your leg, just letting him know that is not cool...

 

[Ummagumma]

I don't do anal, as others have said before me... the single greatest organ in the history of organs is mere millimeters away, why stick it there instead?

Now, personally, I never got the whole 'things in the ass = gay' part either. There are gay men who don't even do anal, ask around. But no matter what keep in mind that just because her genitals aren't being pleased, doesn't mean she isn't (in fact, considering prostate placement, you have more reason to want to be fucked in the ass than she should). Sex is a lot more than that, and giving her the chance to be the 'penetrative one' gives a lot of new angles to approach the artform.

I know that if there was a woman I was close enough with, I find the whole idea of her 'turning the tables' and fucking me for a change to be really hot. I have yet to do his though as I don't know how best to approach a woman about it... any pointers out there?

 

[B_spiker067]

Don't start a fire where none exists. I like Pendragon he's funny enough and I really do like D. and I think they kind of get me.

You're the douche bag. Douche bag. [MOVIE QUOTE BTW]

Aww, I don't want to hurt your feelings, I take it back.

I expected her to say something like thats in Porno world idiot.
And Lordy only knows what lordy was going to say.

Wow, congratulations! You are quickly on your way to becoming one of the biggest douchebags on this site! And in such a short time too - very impressive.

And I forgot to mention how that for such a feminist, defender of the gender, its great how an insult , that you initially chose, was douche bag. What is especially heinous about a douche bag? That its a douche? That its a bag? That it is mentioned in the Vagina Monologues. Just wtf is it? No worries be happy. I JUST FOUND IT IRONIC.

 

[B_spiker067]

There is a thing that i have heard of that girls do to guys when they are having sex doggystyle and the guy pulls out and tries to stick in the ass, it is called "The donkey kick" this is what women do when a guy tries to pull a fast one you just kick the shit out of him with your leg, just letting him know that is not cool...

Hi!:smile:

 

[melis]

Buttiquette: Ask first. At least the first time - if you're both into it, save the surprise for another occation.

We all have different preferences. Personally, I hate anal and won't engage in it. I don't see why that should make me a bad person. Sex is about pleasure, we all have our comfort zone. Just need to try matching up with someone with similar ...interests

 

[B_spiker067]

you been drinking, spiker? lol

Quite honestly no.

I have 1) rule: Never drink alone.

And I have been alone and not hanging out with friends for quite some time now. You are starting to make me wonder what the hell I'm doing posting to this forum. I should be playing pool or something.:smile:

I heard half a story on public radio about a new beer that was brewed by someone with like 40% alcohol, and was compared to like a brandy or something. Last time I brewed a batch myself was 2 or 3 years ago.