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Altairion said:
Slinky?
(Sounds like dirty and shady)

Our cats at home were never much of ones for keyboards...they just demand some lap space or to be held. In essence they just get in the way without being on the actual keyboard.

What the hell? An entire random thread, and I haven't commented once? :cool:

I dont' like cats.. If I had a cat and it walked on my keyboard, I would push it off.:rolleyes:

But, I would name my cat Altairion:biggrin1:
 

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Altairion said:
You're my favorite.
(Would you like the sex now or later?)

Tsk, you're my favorite too :smlove2:... if you have the time now, then I'm certainly free for anything indecent you might wish to propose. :rolleyes:

*think of cats when reading this post to keep things on-topic*
 

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The question is: Why must I be like that, why must I chase the cat?

What's the answer?
 

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alex8 said:
Tsk, you're my favorite too :smlove2:... if you have the time now, then I'm certainly free for anything indecent you might wish to propose. :rolleyes:

*think of cats when reading this post to keep things on-topic*

*Walks over the Alex's place to make some kittens
(That's on topic....right? :rolleyes: )
 

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alex8 said:
Do we get to tattoo the words "I'm the butch one" on your buttocks now, then? :cool:

This was so supprising that have no resoponce. So um... yeah... your mama's so big that cats live under the rolls on her stomach.
 

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findfirefox said:
*GASP* Pressures not working, I'll try bribery, ;)

Bah, just bend over and let me start tattooing. :moon:
Nice bold green and black letters would go well, I thought. :smile:
 

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Altairion said:
How about you just have sex with his fat mom?
(Trust me...she's a good time :wink: )

Yeah, that was a fantastic threesome we had with her, wasn't it? :smile:
 

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alex8 said:
Yeah, that was a fantastic threesome we had with her, wasn't it? :smile:

Except for when her senility kicked in and she started moaning for Bobby...damn pool boy
(I think she's been cheating on us)
 

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Altairion said:
Except for when her senility kicked in and she started moaning for Bobby...damn pool boy
(I think she's been cheating on us)

Tsk, I think we've all cheated with Bobby if we're honest, haven't we? :rolleyes: