Cats

[jeff black]

Slinky?
(Sounds like dirty and shady)

Our cats at home were never much of ones for keyboards...they just demand some lap space or to be held. In essence they just get in the way without being on the actual keyboard.

What the hell? An entire random thread, and I haven't commented once?

I dont' like cats.. If I had a cat and it walked on my keyboard, I would push it off.

But, I would name my cat Altairion:biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

Slinky?
(Sounds like dirty and shady)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/zarpafilms7/slinky.jpg

 

[Altairion]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/zarpafilms7/slinky.jpg

You're my favorite.
(Would you like the sex now or later?)

 

[findfirefox]

Ha ha

 

[D_alex8]

You're my favorite.
(Would you like the sex now or later?)

Tsk, you're my favorite too :smlove2:... if you have the time now, then I'm certainly free for anything indecent you might wish to propose.

*think of cats when reading this post to keep things on-topic*

 

[Matthew]

The question is: Why must I be like that, why must I chase the cat?

What's the answer?

 

[Altairion]

Tsk, you're my favorite too :smlove2:... if you have the time now, then I'm certainly free for anything indecent you might wish to propose.

*think of cats when reading this post to keep things on-topic*

*Walks over the Alex's place to make some kittens
(That's on topic....right? )

 

[D_alex8]

*Walks over the Alex's place to make some kittens
(That's on topic....right? )

Ooooh, lovely furry kittens spawned from your loins, how wonderful. :smile:

 

[findfirefox]

I say that everything is on topic (I should know because I am the topic master)

 

[D_alex8]

I should know because I am the topic master

Do we get to tattoo the words "I'm the butch one" on your buttocks now, then?

 

[findfirefox]

Do we get to tattoo the words "I'm the butch one" on your buttocks now, then?

This was so supprising that have no resoponce. So um... yeah... your mama's so big that cats live under the rolls on her stomach.

 

[D_alex8]

your mama's so big that cats live under the rolls on her stomach.

Yeah, I know. What's your point?

*refuses to be drawn into the game*

 

[findfirefox]

*GASP* Pressures not working, I'll try bribery,

 

[D_alex8]

*GASP* Pressures not working, I'll try bribery,

Bah, just bend over and let me start tattooing. :moon:
Nice bold green and black letters would go well, I thought. :smile:

 

[Altairion]

*GASP* Pressures not working, I'll try bribery,

How about you just have sex with his fat mom?
(Trust me...she's a good time :wink: )

 

[findfirefox]

Tried that already, I accedently just penetrated one of the many folds of her belly.

For balance there was a cat in the room.

 

[D_alex8]

How about you just have sex with his fat mom?
(Trust me...she's a good time :wink: )

Yeah, that was a fantastic threesome we had with her, wasn't it? :smile:

 

[Altairion]

Yeah, that was a fantastic threesome we had with her, wasn't it? :smile:

Except for when her senility kicked in and she started moaning for Bobby...damn pool boy
(I think she's been cheating on us)

 

[D_alex8]

Except for when her senility kicked in and she started moaning for Bobby...damn pool boy
(I think she's been cheating on us)

Tsk, I think we've all cheated with Bobby if we're honest, haven't we?

 

[findfirefox]

Tsk, I think we've all cheated with Bobby if we're honest, haven't we?

One time or another...