Dr. Strangelove

can I hide under the couch cushions with you and jump out and yell.....RAHHHHH! and scare people who walk past?

hmm i was just looking under the cushions for ya lost line break. was no there. i did find 2.46 in change. a lighter. a pack of magnums. and half a roll of tums.

*looks around* hmmm Ms. Dragon, do ya think.. maybe.. just maybe... ya line break might have fallen down into that skimpy little thing you're wearing?
 
*peeps down the decolletage* i'm going in, Ms. Dragon.. if i am not back in a week... well, if i don't come back i'm having a great time :biggrin:
 
ML and Dragonfly! You two have made this inane thread worth reading! (and MoT, too! :kiss:)

To the OP (who is such a little creeper that you know he is checking in even though he is "done with this thread") You sir, are a complete asshat, a fucktard, a skeezer, a wacktastic insane chauvinistic pig with a ego the size of manahttan. You seem to be creepy stalker type, a troll, and a ne'er do well. You sir, have entitlement issues, and a complete lack of respct for humanity in general, and women in particular.

If you are reading this thread please do stay away, as the next time i will have to be rude, which I hate doing.

To the ladies (especially the ones in this thread). You all rock, and my 1% is in love with the lot of you and may even be bumped to 10% for Altered and Mickey :redface:
 
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*leans back against Mr. MoT, fitting contours together snug and tight. hand continue to tease, tickle and explore* my 20% is ever so fond of you. my 80% thinks your smexy as all get out..... for a guy :wink::tongue1:
:redface: Ms ML is too sweet. My 100% thinks you're awfully smexy. My 0% doesn't think much but appreciates the attention! I gratefully accept your fondling! However, I'm enjoying the lady-only show far too much to interrupt. :tongue:

ML and Dragonfly! You two have made this inane thread worth reading! (and MoT, too! :kiss:)

To the OP (who is such a little creeper that you know he is checking in even though he is "done with this thread") You sir, are a complete asshat, a fucktard, a skeezer, a wacktastic insane chauvinistic pig with a ego the size of manahttan. You seem to be creepy stalker type, a troll, and a ne'er do well. You sir, have entitlement issues, and a complete lack of respct for humanity in general, and women in particular.

If you are reading this thread please do stay away, as the next time i will have to be rude, which I hate doing.

To the ladies (especially the ones in this thread). You all rock, and my 1% is in love with the lot of you and may even be bumped to 10% for Altered and Mickey :redface:
Mr Nico needs a hug for his general sweetness. :hug:
 
LMAO On the contrary I have enough ladies flirting with me to keep me happy for a lifetime. At one point this group included you if you remember :) "oh your so interesting!"

hey! it's another familiar face from the past. it brought them all out from the woodwork. Hey, doffette, all you gotta do is show your knife and I won't even talk back. Like I said to "Altered States" I am done with this post, but since you showed up I might just move out of town. Bye people! I wanna keep my manhood so I am moving to Canada!


And this was the op's final post on this thread, on the first page. He gives a classic comedy a bad name by associating it with trolling the females.

Shame on you Jordan85.
 
All your opinions on me were predisposed "Altered EGO" I've had a run in with you before so you already came into this post with biased haste. You killed my thread already, but possibly you reacted so emotionally to it for a reason. I'm done, wiping my hands, I am leaving this argument. catch you on a flip side. 'Nuff said, get the thread closed if you want to. "you won" keep those cakes in the freezer. making it chilly out here, burrrrrr.
My opinions were not "predisposed" (do not use words you do not understand) to any bias by anything other than your own behavior. What exactly did I win?
 
*pervs over to Ms. Altered* there are nude ladies, honey cream and an unsuspecting Mr. MoT...... come, Ms. Altered.... come to where the flesh pile is.
 
"oh he is so scary because he is honest!!!"

Actually I do check this thread because it brings a smile to my face that I can induce such an uproar, a tornado of penis Nazis with such LONG, carefully written posts that I don't give a shit about :)

HA HA! I'll give you your fucking paragraphs AND the DRAGON you desire to meet because it's simple to write a lot, no effort for me at all. I am sure ALL of you already talk about me amongst yourselves...I love it, its a beautiful thing! I don't give a crap if you like me, BUT at least YOU WILL remember me :)

And to continue...I always knew this post would attract the typical collection that I like to call the "Angry Group," who frequent this website because they have nothing else to do with their lives. That's what I originally intended to do. That was my plan, so call it "cat nip to the cunts." Or if you are gay: "Sweets to the Sweet."

Trust me I don't give a nada about what the Angry Group thinks about me, BUT I LOVE TO GO BACK AND FORTH WITH YOU GUYS! It is so utterly delightful because you are ALL part of the the same tree club that thread about household "feng shui," but then goes on to post fantasies of castration, bigotry, and pictures of cutting themselves when sex is on your mind. Kind of strange maybe? I am just an honest guy, that's my problem, what problems do you all have???

Oh I got it! There is a part of the Lesbian culture that absolutely envies large penis and its power, but hates the men that are attached...didn't Sigmund Freud say something about that?

Wow, surprising! a couple of gays here to support the "fag hags" as well: "Oh, pet me momma, daddy was so mean to me, make me feel special." I could of seen that one coming :) Homosexual men are easy allies because that term "bro's before hoes" doesn't apply to them.

Ps. I have not abandoned this storm that I have created, but I just do not have the time during my REAL LIFE to frequent this website as much as you folks, but rest assured I will be back for some more :) Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I never left you!

Sincerely, That Bad Man.
 
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"oh he is so scary because he is honest!!!"

Actually I do check this thread because it brings a smile to my face that I can induce such an uproar, a tornado of penis Nazis with such LONG, carefully written posts that I don't give a shit about :)

HA HA! I'll give you your fucking paragraphs AND the DRAGON you desire to meet because it's simple to write a lot, no effort for me at all. I am sure ALL of you already talk about me amongst yourselves...I love it, its a beautiful thing! I don't give a crap if you like me, BUT at least YOU WILL remember me :)

And to continue...I always knew this post would attract the typical collection that I like to call the "Angry Group," who frequent this website because they have nothing else to do with their lives. That's what I originally intended to do. That was my plan, so call it "cat nip to the cunts." Or if you are gay: "Sweets to the Sweet."

Trust me I don't give a nada about what the Angry Group thinks about me, BUT I LOVE TO GO BACK AND FORTH WITH YOU GUYS! It is so utterly delightful because you are ALL part of the the same tree club that thread about household "feng shui," but then goes on to post fantasies of castration, bigotry, and pictures of cutting themselves when sex is on your mind. Kind of strange maybe? I am just an honest guy, that's my problem, what problems do you all have???

Oh I got it! There is a part of the Lesbian culture that absolutely envies large penis and its power, but hates the men that are attached...didn't Sigmund Freud say something about that?

Wow, surprising! a couple of gays here to support the "fag hags" as well: "Oh, pet me momma, daddy was so mean to me, make me feel special." I could of seen that one coming :) Homosexual men are easy allies because that term "bro's before hoes" doesn't apply to them.

Ps. I have not abandoned this storm that I have created, but I just do not have the time during my REAL LIFE to frequent this website as much as you folks, but rest assured I will be back for some more :) Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I never left you!

Sincerely, That Bad Man.
Troll or not, you make me laugh. Try paying attention to others once in a while and you might make some friends. I haven't spoken about you behind your back, I don't 'give a nada' about you. By yourself, you have more anger than your imaginary 'angry group'.
 
Ps. I have not abandoned this storm that I have created, but I just do not have the time during my REAL LIFE to frequent this website as much as you folks, but rest assured I will be back for some more :) Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I never left you!

Sincerely, That Bad Man.

Please don't go. I think I love you.

Sincerely, one of those fake 'silver' women
 
Penis nazis?
Lesbians?
Cutting?
Fag hags?
Feng shui?

Wow....I missed something somewhere.....