Italian wife

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I took my Italian wife out for dinner last night.

After the meal, she said, "Oh, I am so full I couldn't put another thing in my mouth."

"You're wrong," I said, unbuttoning my trousers.

 

[B_priaps]

:biggrin1:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I took my Italian wife out for dinner last night.

After the meal, she said, "Oh, I am so full I couldn't put another thing in my mouth."

"You're wrong," I said, unbuttoning my trousers.

Dum-da-dum-dum!:sucks:

 

[hockeyguy741]

lol :smile:

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I try to let my wife run things at home.

Like the dishwasher, hoover and lawnmower.

 

[B_Nick8]

What an amazing sense of humour you have. God knows it's consistent.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

What an amazing sense of humour you have. God knows it's consistent.

And for that matter, only humorous to him only. But if God knows that, then no better way to use a good lightning bolt.....

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

And for that matter, only humorous to him only. But if God knows that, then no better way to use a good lightning bolt.....

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK And you say i am picking on you wonder why????


"What do you want for your birthday?" I asked my Italian wife

"Ooh," she said, "if you're feeling generous, I could do with an outfit for work!"

So I got her a new apron and some oven gloves.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I've said my last.

 

[B_Nick8]

And for that matter, only humorous to him only. But if God knows that, then no better way to use a good lightning bolt.....

There's never a good electrical storm when you need one.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I went to Italian doctor's and said, "Doctor Pellegrino, I think my Italian wife might have Alzheimer's."

"Why do you think that?" "Doctor Pellegrino asked

"Because she's forgotten to suck my cock ever since we got married."

 

[tradewife]

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[BUSTERHYMAN]

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

There's never a good electrical storm when you need one.

Humor like this, I'd track weather channel for one dot com, just for him.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

There's never a good electrical storm when you need one.

My Italian old lady dresses to kill. The bitch also cooks the same way

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

The Internet Explorer search bar is a lot like my Italian old lady.

Bitch never remembers the things I want it to remember, but I make one mistake or visit one porn site and it keeps bringing it up for months.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

The wife was screaming at me the other day

"You never take me out!!!" the Italian bitch !

I said "I do, I took you out on Sunday and you fucked it up!! You kept dropping my fucking golf bag!!!"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

My Italian old lady caught me in our bed with another woman yesterday. She said, "I'm going to have to have a long think about where I lie in this marriage."

I replied, "well the couch's fine by me."

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

My old lady has bugging the shit out of me to put a nice picture of us up on the wall.

She wasn't very happy when I put one of her sucking my cock on facebook.







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[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

My old lady has bugging the shit out of me to put a nice picture of us up on the wall.

She wasn't very happy when I put one of her sucking my cock on facebook.







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77?? No wonder your wife is so bitchy...you can't even spell "69" right...:biggrin1: