kill this thread

You mean that custom poly resin Halloween tombstone you got from WALMART? Nope, nope, nope, doesn't prove a thing, and you have only your bonbon boxes in the grave, and nothing else. Whereas in my executive trophy room there is a thread safari pic of me holding up the dead thread. Sorry, Fluffy doodle, I KILLED THE THREAD. So there. Thpppt!!!:p

I think bonbons are gross! And I thought they kicked you out of the safari room at the Kids' Discovery Zone. Tsk Tsk MC. Let the kids have their playroom back and stop trying to take credit for my thread kill.
 
I think bonbons are gross! And I thought they kicked you out of the safari room at the Kids' Discovery Zone. Tsk Tsk MC. Let the kids have their playroom back and stop trying to take credit for my thread kill.
NO NO NO, that's just your multiple personality talking about bonbons. I happen to know you absolutely adore them , and raid the A&P everytime they're in stock.
And I hate discovery zone!! So you hush your lying mouth and let the real killer have his moment. I KILLED THE THREAD.:D
 
NO NO NO, that's just your multiple personality talking about bonbons. I happen to know you absolutely adore them , and raid the A&P everytime they're in stock.
And I hate discovery zone!! So you hush your lying mouth and let the real killer have his moment. I KILLED THE THREAD.:D

Uh huh... I think you're the one with delusions of thread killing around here. You adore the discovery zone. I hear you like to jump in the ball pit (snickers) and pop up yelling, "BAZINGA!" like your hero Smelly Shelly Cooper.
 
Uh huh... I think you're the one with delusions of thread killing around here. You adore the discovery zone. I hear you like to jump in the ball pit (snickers) and pop up yelling, "BAZINGA!" like your hero Smelly Shelly Cooper.
Oh, NO, NONONONO, fluffy doodle; my mental faculties are sharp and well attuned. And really I honestly hate discovery zone. Ball pit? Where all those smelly rugrats wade? Yuck.
Might I also point ouy-
I... STILL... KILLED.. .THE....THREAD!!
 
Oh, NO, NONONONO, fluffy doodle; my mental faculties are sharp as a dull and rusty knife and well not too attuned. And really I honestly hate discovery zone. Ball pit? Where all those smelly rugrats wade? Yuck.
Might I also point ouy-
I... STILL... KILLED.. .THE....THREAD!!

Killed?! Oh Chuck, Chuck,Chuck that is way beyond hysterically funny and quite preposterous too. It seems that at 20 thousand posts your mind has turned soft.....softer than those mashed potatoes you tried serving at the church social in an attempt to win a 90 year old virgin lady's attentions. Sad, so so very very sad.

Not to worry thiugh, since I am here and will now begin the laborious process of demolitioning this here thread. You'd better stand back so you don't hurt yourself crying over your loss.
 
Killed?! Oh Chuck, Chuck,Chuck that is way beyond hysterically funny and quite preposterous too. It seems that at 20 thousand posts your mind has turned soft.....softer than those mashed potatoes you tried serving at the church social in an attempt to win a 90 year old virgin lady's attentions. Sad, so so very very sad.

Not to worry thiugh, since I am here and will now begin the laborious process of demolitioning this here thread. You'd better stand back so you don't hurt yourself crying over your loss.
Hurt?! Moi? When YOU think you've killed nothing but time? OH HO HO HO!!!!
Thank you dear boy, that's kind of you make me laugh, especially when its fraught with the most absurd, inane mule fritters I've heard in eons.
Seriously, don't talk ridiculously Hoss, you are incapable of killing anything, let alone demolish. Whyyyyyy, even with your bodily girth, you couldn't even smash that three yr olds sandcastle on labor from three inches away, remember?

And now as to your ninety yr old church lady with the soft taters? Oh, do stop, that's your way of saying she copped you a feel after seeing your boudoir pic hidden in her hymn book, and she wad drooling too.

Best for you & church lady to stay and confess to your sins and faults whilst the HE MAN of this sport is taking his place as the grand champeen of thread killers.
And my mind is lethal razor shape, unlike yours that rotted away from cat chili and e-cigar fumes.

I KILLED THE THREAD.:D;)
 
Silly Chuck.
You can not kill a thread, you a lack the basic skills needed to do it and for that an expert is needed and that is of course me.. so settle down just relax in your playpen and watch as I, a genuine and real thread slaying expert take charge and fully anihilate this thread and then bury it deep with special encrypted stuff so nobody nowhere, not now and not ever, can ever resurrect it.

Yes, tis true....I shall fully destroy the thread and do it better than a shark destroying an unsuspecting lunkhead eating a pile of rare cooked burgers while floating on a cheap vinyl raft.
 
Ridiculously Simpleton Hoss,
your feeble training and your futile reasserting will never allow you the precision of thread killing. This task will be completed by a government trained assassin, me without further adieu.
So you get your little sippy cup, grab your binkie and Nurse wretched will be in shortly to make sure your straightjacket is secured before you nodd off after you watch BONANZA.
I shall obliterate yon thread like a great white shark chomps down on a steer in chummed waters.

Indeed, the gloriously fabulous hunter, ME has rid the world of the thread
 
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Ridiculously Simpleton Hoss,
your feeble training and your futile reasserting will never allow you the precision of thread killing. This task will be completed by a government trained assassin, me without further adieu.
So you get your little sippy cup, grab your binkie and Nurse wretched will be in shortly to make sure your straightjacket is secured before you nodd off after you watch BONANZA.
I shall obliterate yon thread like a great white shark chomps down on a steer in chummed waters...


hush up Chuck, no more of your useless blather.
It's quite clear you have no thread killing skills and that the task had best be handled by a omelet genius of thread murders....in fact that would be me so I will gladly and expertly now put this thread where itbelongs,in the dead thread cemetery.

You and others can thank me later.



There,the thread is successful dead.
 
hush up Chuck, no more of your useless blather.
It's quite clear you have no thread killing skills and that the task had best be handled by a omelet genius of thread murders....in fact that would be me so I will gladly and expertly now put this thread where itbelongs,in the dead thread cemetery.

You and others can thank me later.



There,the thread is successful dead.
That'll be more than quite enough outta you, Hoss.
Proficiency in the execution of threads denotes legendary skill and patience.
Of those, YOU have neither. Whereas I have the classic training of a huntsman on the trail of a wild beast.
So, in kind response to your skills....MONKEY MUFFINS.


Don't even think it, misbegotten miscreant, you can't even hit a cardboard target of a zombie with your NERF half price rubber dart crossbow.

Now get out of that kids GI Joe costume, go grab your Dan blocker doll and go make a windmill outta popsicle sticks, and try not to eat the glue again.

I have thus killed yon thread and have given it a burial at sea.
 
Yep, I'm human all right. YOU'RE not still not killing.
got that right Chuck because as we know it is I who is winning by properly killing this thread on a day which will be rightfully remembered as the day I conquered and first vanquished the slew the thread!!!!!