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Hoss said:
got that right Chuck because as we know it is I who is winning by properly killing this thread on a day which will be rightfully remembered as the day I conquered and first vanquished the slew the thread!!!!!
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** Charges in with crossbow and takes aim**
Get out of the way, GET-OUT-OF-THE-WAY!!! Blast, you foolish oaf!! Your miserable meanderings and derisive diatribe have vouchsafed the thread's escape!! I am off. **Takes two steps then wheels back to face Hoss** Should I not return with the beast's dead hide before sunset, I will take your hefty hide as a satisfactory substitute to put over my mantle. Again, I am off!! Turns around and disappears in the woods after the thread.

LATER THAT DAY.......

***Walks back into town with sack on shoulder proudly to Hoss***
Give double tribute to whatever Deities you are humble to oh, corpulent clown, for they have vouchsafed you from becoming my mantlepiece this day. In this sack I hold, with the crossbow quarrel sticking out, lies the dead thread, done in by myself, the master huntsman. And do promulgate that flaptrap of you killing anything but flies to the brick wall. I have slain yon thread, and will now be driven by horse dawn carriage through the town square. AAAAH, yes, so nice all these genuflections to my skill.
I HAVE KILLED THE THREAD.
 
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MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
**Pushes off Fluffy** Get this, little girl; I-Killed-it, no one else. That's all I accept. SO SAYS THE MASTER HUNTSMAN, ME.
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....??master huntsman?? YOU?! Oh that is quite riotous! You couldn't snare or dispose of a canary perched on a perch in an open gilded cage.
Here's a song for you Chuck.....note the line about some gotta win (which is obviously me) and some gotta lose (clearly you). I am the top notch thread slayer, using ways which nobody else can.....or has even imagined possible.

now your song:
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Hoss said:
....??master huntsman?? YOU?! Oh that is quite riotous! You couldn't snare or dispose of a canary perched on a perch in an open gilded cage.
Here's a song for you Chuck.....note the line about some gotta win (which is obviously me) and some gotta lose (clearly you). I am the top notch thread slayer, using ways which nobody else can.....or has even imagined possible.

now your song:
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Top knotch thread killer?! You??! Oh, hardy hardy har har har!! You can't kill a thread, whyyyyy, you couldn't even kill dandelions peeing on them after HALF A CAN OF BEER.:p Thread killin' is a mans sport, we kill threads here boy Yessir. You are unworthy of thread slaying just because well, you're YOU.
Allow a dedicated killer of such immeasurable skill and talent, me to execute yon thread, and let the namby pamby you go home to your Dan Blocker doll and Horsey.
 
MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
Top knotch thread killer?! You??! Oh, hardy hardy har har har!! You can't kill a thread, whyyyyy, you couldn't even kill dandelions peeing on them after HALF A CAN OF BEER.:p Thread killin' is a mans sport, we kill threads here boy Yessir. You are unworthy of thread slaying just because well, you're YOU.
Allow a dedicated killer of such immeasurable skill and talent, me to execute yon thread, and let the namby pamby you go home to your Dan Blocker doll and Horsey.
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those there are fightin' words Chuck!

If I wasn't here to end the vitality of this thread, why I'd sure enough challenge you to a duel at dawn! However I am on a mission and must finally put this thread in the incinerator and thereby protect all people from its evilness!
 
Hoss said:
those there are fightin' words Chuck!

If I wasn't here to end the vitality of this thread, why I'd sure enough challenge you to a duel at dawn! However I am on a mission and must finally put this thread in the incinerator and thereby protect all people from its evilness!
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Be off, oaf!! Your actions of previous in almost vouchsafing yon thread's escape still courses through my mind. Be humble before your deity that my crossbow contained the one quarrel necessary to run through the beast. And it is done. Yon thread shall now be cremated and its ashes spread over the volcano.
 
MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
Well said, fluffy, Well said!!! For I Chuck, and in my magnificence and unparalleled glory and skill have rendered yon thread decimated because I killed it!!!;)
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Nice try MC but you ain't done nothing but give me a case of the giggles.
 
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