Vaginal Ping-Pong shooting!!!!
Synchronized edging
Multiple Orgasm Toboggan
Men's Kama Sutra floor gymnastics
Pommel Horse fist fucking
Men's ass diving
Men's synchronized ass diving
Ass rim speed skating
Blowjob weight lifting (excluding power lifts for obvious reasons)
Equestrian bareback riding
Mind fuck Table Tennis
I shall do my best to bring home GOLD in all events. Thank you.
(Applications for coaches in all events are being accepted. See Rex2000 for an application, he is my agent.)
I think i could participate in the Titfucking Event, Running across the field naked in the Exhibitionist Category and i might place well in the Jack Off Material for Straight Men category. I'll also be available to give rub downs for the sore muscles between events......
Championship watermelon seed spitting while walking 5k on hands and singing O Canada.
Championship watermelon seed spitting while walking 5k on hands and singing O Canada.
I'll be your partner in the titfucking there, Blunderwoman!:naughty:I used to be able to blow bubbles like Traci Lords in Zack and Miri Make a Porno... maybe if I work on my tummy muscles from now until 2012 I'll be able to do that again...?
Otherwise, I volunteer for the titfucking and KY wrestling teams
wrestling...but i need a partner.
ME, ME ME ME MEME M EME MEME ...oops getting a bit over-excited! :redface:
you got it sexy! get your singlet out....
Yeah! hehe, but i can't find one, perhaps we can share one with the aim being the first to wrestle out....i think i'll lose....eventually! :tongue:
then, we can just call it a 'draw' and move on to the next event...!:wink:
Erection Ring Toss
i can give pointers in catching (nice pun, huh?)