Officially a WHORE!

[dreamer20]

Oh, OH, PICK ME, PICK ME!!!

Woo hoo! My fantasy has come true!:arms:
:kiss:

lol dreamer20

 

[novice_btm]

Ladies and Gents, I think we have an official flesh pile happening! Wow, it's been way too long!:3some:

Flesh pile? Did someone say, "flesh pile"??? Wow, and I didn't even have to start this one. :biggrin1:

 

[jeff black]

Flesh pile? Did someone say, "flesh pile"??? Wow, and I didn't even have to start this one. :biggrin1:

ummm, I seem to recall someone saying something about being a whore. Surely that attracts a certain crowd Oh, and the videos:tongue:

 

[novice_btm]

ummm, I seem to recall someone saying something about being a whore. Surely that attracts a certain crowd Oh, and the videos:tongue:

Would that be the flesh pile "crowd"??? :biggrin1: YAY!!!

 

[novice_btm]

Please accept this as my act of contrition.

Forgive me members, for I have sinned. It's been 2,000 posts since I've joined LPSG. I've been a whore, and for this I am sorry. Not only because it is wrong, but because such excessive whorishness offends you, dear member.

I was shocked at 1,000 posts, but I'm utterly dumbfounded that I've hit 2,000. I really must need a life. E-gads! Well, thanks for the fun. See you at 3,000.
*Shudders violently*

 

[madame_zora]

And now, you must pay for your sins- face down and ass up baby, you know what's coming!

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

I hadn't seen this thead till this morning. It seems you fucked half the membership in 1000 posts, which must be close to a record of whorishness at LPSG, no small accomplishment. Congratulations, Novice. I'm sure everyone's proud of you, but it may be time for a name change and rectal reconstruction.

 

[fortiesfun]

Still, I think "Novice_BTM" sounds better as a screen name than "Whore_BTM." I think being a post whore is great for the rest of us.

 

[SurferGirlCA]

... I apparently spend too much time here, and, it can only mean that I must be a closet attention whore...

:lmao:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Still, I think "Novice_BTM" sounds better as a screen name than "Whore_BTM." I think being a post whore is great for the rest of us.

How about "Whore_BTM, Novice emeritus," FF? He needs to be recognized for his prodigious activities.

 

[hypolimnas]

Fluffy whore, happy anniversary!

[Not only because it is wrong, but because such excessive whorishness offends you, dear member.]

To get a name can happen but to few; it is one of the few things that cannot be brought. It is the free gift of mankind, which must be deserved before it will be granted, and is at last unwillingly bestowed.
Samuel Johnson

 

[jeff black]

How about "Whore_BTM, Novice emeritus," FF? He needs to be recognized for his prodigious activities.

I LOVE IT!!!

Novice, as always.. congrats on offering your ass to more people online than many have done, in life.:tongue:

2000 is a nice round number. I say we throw a party for novice when he hits 3000!! Perhaps a cake shaped like a ten inch dick?:biggrin1:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

I LOVE IT!!!

Novice, as always.. congrats on offering your ass to more people online than many have done, in life.:tongue:

2000 is a nice round number. I say we throw a party for novice when he hits 3000!! Perhaps a cake shaped like a ten inch dick?:biggrin1:

By that time, Jeff, he'll need two ten-inch dicks...and diapers. You have to love a guy who is that much into his "work" (in cyberworld).

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

2000 posts in 6 months! It's not a record, WHORE_btm, but it's close. I've read every single one of your messages to the big-dicked community and they are all poignant and moving. The body of your work is simply breathtaking.

Congratulations, baby.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

By that time, Jeff, he'll need two ten-inch dicks...and diapers. You have to love a guy who is that much into his "work" (in cyberworld).

With two 10" cocks, he'll be putting in more than work,;he'll hafta put in for overtime!

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

2000 posts in 6 months! It's not a record, WHORE_btm, but it's close. I've read every single one of your messages to the big-dicked community and they are all poignant and moving [edited:and entertaining]. The body of your work is simply breathtaking.

Congratulations, baby.

I second that, HM. He is an integral part of this wonderful community.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

With two 10" cocks, he'll be putting in more than work,;he'll hafta put in for overtime!

By all accounts he is a workaholic.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

By all accounts he is a workaholic.

And from the last few post, it sounds also like he's a major cockaholic.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

And from the last few post, it sounds also like he's a major cockaholic.

A potent and pleasurable combination for both him and hundreds of LPSG readers.

 

[novice_btm]

And now, you must pay for your sins- face down and ass up baby, you know what's coming!

Oh Zora, I've been waiting for this!!!
P.S. You popped my 2,000. This is 2,001. Oh, no! I'm already on my way to 3,000!