One of the more memorable one in the past eight months was with this single mom, and she took one look and exclaimed "whaddya mean that's soft?!"
Nudist resorts can be trying. One time I was out on the beach, and in not less than ten minutes, one of the "hosts" comes up to me and askes me if I could relax myself, so to speak. The host being female, I politely said I was. To cast aside anymore plausibility, I just took her hand placed it on my dick, which after being in the hot sun, and then touched by a clammy cold hand then
did get hard. I never heard a chick gasp
like that without my dick inside of her!
;D