Sitting down to pee?

[2265]

I absolutely always stand. No matter how groggy I am, or where I am. I don't see why anyone would ever sit--how bad can aim be? To each his own, I guess.

. . . I also always clean up any spray or drops on the floor or seat.

 

[MarkyMark01]

I stand as often as possiable.....
Mine often touches the toliet water and I hate it when that happens

 

[BBB2.5]

I am a sitter....it's a noise issue with me.....

 

[BlackCock85]

It's funny how most women are jealous of us for having a penis so we can piss standing up yet so many of you guys decide to take the woman way and sit to piss. The only time you'll find me sitting and pissing is when I'm doin #2.

 

[b.c.]

This was discussed in an earlier thread (sitting and hitting water when doing so). I've done both. Never sit to pee in public urinals (don't really want to have to touch anything in there).

At home often do, especially in mornings when still half asleep. After just awakening, peeing from a standing position could end up everywhere but in the toilet (especially if you're uncut, you sleep bottomless and...well, you know the rest). Way easier to sit than to have to clean it up afterward.

 

[14x8thck]

In the middle of the night I always sit. I hate turning the lights on and waking up so you sit and your junk hits the ICY cold water and wake up anyway. But, at night I sit.

 

[subiedoo]

At home 50% sit and 50% stand. In public, always stand.

 

[emu]

I also sit if there is company nearby

why?

E

 

[tryingnewstuff]

For you guys who are really long flaccid:

how do you keep your dick from hitting the front of the toilet bowl and/or dipping into the water while doing a #2? My dick is about 4 inches or so flaccid and I have this problem with some toilets.

 

[BarebackJack]

I look down and I see by the large penis and scrotum prominently placed in between my legs that God did not make me a girl. I don't dress like a girl, I don't act like a girl... so why in God's name would I want to pee like a girl?

LOL

Having a PA does make it more of a challenge, but I would rather pee on my shoes and offend Allah than pee like a girl.

 

[lvted]

Yeah, i only sit when i am having my #2 in the morning.. tat's it.... other than that, i will be standing.

 

[Shonday]

I'll only sit down if I can feel some #2 coming on or if I literally was just woken up by my need to pee and want to salvage any sleepdom that I can (aka dozing mid-pee). I'm shocked that so many people sit down...yeah some splashing is unavoidable, but all it takes is a quick pass with a piece of TP and it's all good.

Only thing about sitting I don't like is if I'm lazy and just pull my dick out over the top of my pants and don't let it hang completely sometimes some pee stays in there and decides to come out after I put my dick away...that's always fun.

 

[8dot75]

If i have to pee, ad JUST pee, i stand up.
sitting down makes me "wet my wang " in a way I DO NOT find pleasurable.

 

[Frostbite]

I always stand but I used to have a roommate who mentioned that he and his brother always sat down. Apparently, as a kid, the bathroom in his house had a bunch of brass fixtures (most notably, the toilet paper holder) and his mom got tired of cleaning the spots off them, so she ordered them to sit from then on. He just never got out of the habit.

 

[BlackCock85]

I always stand but I used to have a roommate who mentioned that he and his brother always sat down. Apparently, as a kid, the bathroom in his house had a bunch of brass fixtures (most notably, the toilet paper holder) and his mom got tired of cleaning the spots off them, so she ordered them to sit from then on. He just never got out of the habit.

What kind of mess were these kids making? jeesh

 

[kelp]

also..Islamic dress is obviously far more squat friendly.. holding up a thobe and pissing at a urinal isnt that easy!

 

[rollerman]

For a night time pee only. I'm half asleep and naked. It's easier. I don't have to turn the light on and wake up fully to aim.

 

[Damiaen Michaels]

Only at about 3:00 in the am, when I have to be up, but am to sleepy to stand, not alone aim. I have been known to then fall asleep while peeing. Damned funny....roommate walks in about 20mins later, and I am out cold against the wall on the can.

Rare I fall asleep, but it happens. All other times I stand...and rush.

Rock on,

Damiaen

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I exercise the option of sitting if I'm taking care of business when my contact lenses aren't in ... particularly if I'm at someone else's place and hope to be invited back.
(Vision 20:600 vision without lenses.)

 

[jeff black]

why?

E

I find that it is rude to piss standing up when company is near by.

1) The sound isn't exactly polite. I was taught to aim to the back of the toilet when I stood up, to minimize noise. It is just polite.

2) Standing to pee is annoying if my aim is off. I dont' wanna have to wipe up the seat and whatever if I miss a little at a person's home. Nothing worse than being at someone's house and pissing on the seat, only to find that you missed a bit when you wiped up