Upward Pointing Erections

I've got the banana shaped up curve. Peeing while hard is difficult. I have to lean all the way over the toilet with my hand on the wall and point it down as much as possible. The most frustrating part is hiding a boner, especially now that all the pants and jeans are skinny cut. I can't point my dick down. When im hard, it goes across my leg and anyone can see it, so i have to try to figure out ways to cover it, and on some days i'll have erections that last all morning, Then i have to find a bathroom and beat off to get it to relax. I wish i could have it curve straight down my leg, but nothing pleases ladies like the up curve, so i'm happy with it.
 
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I've got the banana shaped up curve. Peeing while hard is difficult. I have to lean all the way over the toilet with my hand on the wall and point it down as much as possible. The most frustrating part is hiding a boner, especially now that all the pants and jeans are skinny cut. I can't point my dick down. When im hard, it goes across my leg and anyone can see it, so i have to try to figure out ways to cover it, and on some days i'll have erections that last all morning, Then i have to find a bathroom and beat off to get it to relax. I wish i could have it curve straight down my leg, but nothing pleases ladies like the up curve, so i'm happy with it.
How I wish I had an erection like yours. I think they are the bomb. Mine points outward with a downward curve. So I have no problem taking a pee with an erection. But I would rather have one like yours anyway.
 
Pretty sure erection angle is to do with how tight your suspensory ligament is. When the ligament is cut for penis lengthening, the erection points more downward
 
It is diffucult to pee with an erection. I have to bend it down and it is sometimes painful to urinate. Mine points upward with a little curve. My thoughts are women love a slight curve upward because of the location of the " G " spot. A curved penis naturally rubs the spot easier than a straight penis
 
Pretty much impossible to pee hard. I just wait til it completely soft
 
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Closet case that I was, I first learned about guys pointing north looking a the guys in my high school locker room. Everyone had their dicks pointing up in their briefs. Got to college, lived with a lot of guys, and low and behold, a lot of guys had this upward curving banana in the AM. I was devastated! It was bad enough that I wasn't interested in girls or how the guy next door got seriously laid over the weekend. I had this gross, downward bending hairy boner that curved to the left. And I knew it had to be curving to the left because I only jerked off with my right hand and I "trained" it to bend awkwardly. Seriously, it was tough to deal with. So I figured, if I caused the left bend by jerking off, maybe if I put my fried pointing north in my tight briefs, it might learn something. Well fast forward. I did learn that I didn't cause my left shift or my down shift, and that my best friend was never going to look up and smile back at me. With age comes wisdom. And the punch line? Here, decades later, I learn it's hard to pee in the morning, with an upturning boner. Silver linings? But seriously, and up curved boner is pure masculinity in my book. Wish I had that curve, sigh.
 
Closet case that I was, I first learned about guys pointing north looking a the guys in my high school locker room. Everyone had their dicks pointing up in their briefs. Got to college, lived with a lot of guys, and low and behold, a lot of guys had this upward curving banana in the AM. I was devastated! It was bad enough that I wasn't interested in girls or how the guy next door got seriously laid over the weekend. I had this gross, downward bending hairy boner that curved to the left. And I knew it had to be curving to the left because I only jerked off with my right hand and I "trained" it to bend awkwardly. Seriously, it was tough to deal with. So I figured, if I caused the left bend by jerking off, maybe if I put my fried pointing north in my tight briefs, it might learn something. Well fast forward. I did learn that I didn't cause my left shift or my down shift, and that my best friend was never going to look up and smile back at me. With age comes wisdom. And the punch line? Here, decades later, I learn it's hard to pee in the morning, with an upturning boner. Silver linings? But seriously, and up curved boner is pure masculinity in my book. Wish I had that curve, sigh.
Don't feel like the Lone Ranger. I wish my dick pointed upwards with the banana curve too. sigh