Madam_Zora

[Lex]

Who HASN'T been whipped on this site by Zora? It's not a BAD thing. Rather, its more a rite of passage.

BigDirigible, for example, continues to come back for more and more.

Hey Mikey, he LIKES it!!

 

[D_N Flay Table]

if I remember from back in the day, Zora is female...
*please dont hit me!

 

[Lordpendragon]

And a hot crack!

Just sorted that one for you.

Who HASN'T been whipped on this site by Zora? It's not a BAD thing. Rather, its more a rite of passage.

I haven't to my knowledge - I feel unloved.

What can I say to piss her off?

 

[Lex]

I haven't to my knowledge - I feel unloved.

What can I say to piss her off?

When she whips me, it's ALL LOVE baby. No anger about it.

And, trust me--it hurts SO good!

 

[madame_zora]

Who HASN'T been whipped on this site by Zora? It's not a BAD thing. Rather, its more a rite of passage.

BigDirigible, for example, continues to come back for more and more.

Hey Mikey, he LIKES it!!

I'd be willing to bet that at least half of Big Dirge's posts have been to or about me. Haha@ him, I know how much he hates it when I point that out- but you can count it for yourself. While he complains about how much attention I get, he is one of my biggest admirers.

Lex, when I whip your ass, you KNOW what I mean by it!:biggrin1:

 

[madame_zora]

Just sorted that one for you.



I haven't to my knowledge - I feel unloved.

What can I say to piss her off?

I am hesitant to flail you too much, lest you remove the only almost-penis avatar. I still love ya.

 

[madame_zora]

Don't let these assholes scare you off. It's a perfectly good question. It happens to have an easy answer. I've been here about a year, and by now am moderately certain that she's pretty much what she claims to be, which is, among other things, female. Unfortunately that's not how she's treated here - she's a Dancing Bear, not a person at all, and certain resident jerks just wait around to watch her performance, which is usually delivered right on cue. Oh boy, Zora's gonna tear somebody a new asshole! Tee hee, let's hide behind the furniture and watch. It's disgraceful.

And ignore the admonishments about the PMs. They're useless, MZ has a phobia about them and they're not a useful communications tool. (No great crime there, I ignore PMs too, the big difference between me and Z is that I don't routinely tell everybody about it.)

And if nobody's said it already, welcome to LPSG.

I don't address you directly that often, but how would you feel if someone started a thread about YOU questioning your gender? Would it be a perfectly good question then? What if it happened fairly regularly, just based on the way you wrote? Anyone (like you) who's been here a while knows how often I get to field that question, it really shouldn't be a surprise that it gets annoying. Yeah, I'm sure a big fat whiner like you would find that just fine.

 

[DC_DEEP]

Be fair, Zora. Did you or did you not change your profile at one point, even in jest, to Gender: Male... ? LOL some of these folks have a hard enough time believing your female gender simply based on your strength and intelligence and candor. Of course, I know the truth about you, but someone who has only been here a short time may not.

As for BD, after the somewhat silly preface (the perfectly good question one) he did get right to the point: that you are exactly what you claim to be. And you are. As you can tell from the posts, though, we all love you that way!

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

I used to think this too. But Spladle was BronxBombshell. Thus their almost-simultaneous "disappearance".

So you're saying that Madame Zora is Spladle?

 

[DC_DEEP]

So you're saying that Madame Zora is Spladle?

I'm saying that Lex is, in actuality, MadameBombSpladle.

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

I thought Lex was Rosa Parks.

 

[DC_DEEP]

I thought Lex was Rosa Parks.

Oh, ok, I get it... when Zora gets out the whip, it's Rosa's ass that gets rosy...

I'm confused.

Wait...

No, I think I've got it...

Rosa Parks is really Stronzo.

No, that's not it, either.

Dammit.

I need some NewMexican food.

 

[rob_just_rob]

So you're saying that Madame Zora is Spladle?

A=B, B=C, therefore A=C.

No, wait, Spladle was banned, and MZ is still here.

I think.

 

[Lex]

I am whatever you say I am. If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

 

[Lex]

I'd be willing to bet that at least half of Big Dirge's posts have been to or about me. Haha@ him, I know how much he hates it when I point that out- but you can count it for yourself. While he complains about how much attention I get, he is one of my biggest admirers.

I was, frankly, quite surprised that he did not get to be poster numer 2 or 3 or 4 in this thread. He's got your name on GPS or something. Obsessed comes to mind. As does infautated.

Lex, when I whip your ass, you KNOW what I mean by it!:biggrin1:

SPANK ME, BABY~!!

 

[fortiesfun]

I have a working theory that Lex is Zora's "photo-reversed" doppleganger. Yin to her yang. Both completely opposite and perfectly complementary.

 

[D_alex8]

I was, frankly, quite surprised that he did not get to be poster numer 2 or 3 or 4 in this thread. He's got your name on GPS or something. Obsessed comes to mind. As does infatuated.

Tsk, mock thee not the love that dare not speak its name.

 

[madame_zora]

Tsk, mock thee not the love that dare not speak its name.

Well, he IS kinda cute.

 

[joyboytoy79]

For those of you who aren't in the know:

Madame Zora is a straight woman pretending to be a gay man pretending to be a lesbian woman pretending to be a pre-operative transexual pretending to be a straight man.

Alex8 is Lex. Lex is BronxBombshell. BronxBombshell is GoneA. GoneA is Jeff Black. Jeff Black is Novice Bottom. Novice Bottom and Joyboytoy79 are one transcontinental being. Joyboytoy79 is Spladle, who in turn is Stronzo. Stronzo is Madame Zora, and Madame Zora is Lex.

All of the women on this site are really gay men. All the straight men on this site are really gay men. All of the gay men on this site are secretly afraid of large penises, and only the transvestites are really who they say they are.

To make things even more complicated: Alex8 really is in Germany. Lex really is in the DC area. BronxBombshell (gods rest her soul) really is in New York City, as is Gone A. But Jeff Black is in Canada with Senior Rubirosa and not in California with Novice Bottom. Joyboytoy79 is a homeless drifter. Spladle WAS in texas until he got himself banned, just like Stronzo WAS in Boston. Madam Zora, however, is still in Ohio.

So.... now that everything is cleared up...

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Ooh ooh! Now do me...

Though I must point out one small detail that you all have overlooked... M_Z's dick is bigger than MINE...